Have you ever stared at the clock on a random weekday, wondering whether the time has personally decided to bully you? You’re not alone. Counting down to the weekend is such a lifestyle, not just a habit. IN this post, we’ve gathered 45 funny quotes about waiting for the weekend.
Don’t forget to take a coffee and read till the very end to take a few screenshots of these quotes!
Funny Quotes for When Monday Feels Personally Offensive
“Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.” — Steven Wright
“I must break the news to you that Friday will never be Monday.” — Anonymous
“Monday won’t be so gloomy if we had weekends that lasted three days.” — Unknown
“It’s Monday. I’m already tired of the whole week.” — Joe McFarland
“On Mondays, I pretend to work while thinking about Friday.” — Anonymous
Midweek Struggles: When Wednesday Is Just a Tease
“Wednesday: when you finally realize you’re halfway to the weekend but still exhausted.” — Unknown
“I’m not saying I hate Wednesdays, but I definitely don’t trust them.” — Anonymous
“By Wednesday, my motivation has already left for the weekend.” — Unknown
“Wednesday is proof that time can move both fast and painfully slow.” — Anonymous
“If Wednesday had a personality, it would say ‘almost’ and then disappear.” — Unknown
Funny Quotes for People Who Live for Friday
“Friday… Because even the calendar says WTF.” — Unknown
“It’s Friday! Sorry, not sorry if my productivity drops.” — Anonymous
“Friday is my second favorite F-word.” — Anonymous
“On Fridays, we wear happiness.” — Anonymous
“Friday is proof that we survived the week.” — Unknown
When You’re Mentally on the Weekend but Physically at Work
“I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.” — Anonymous
“Friday afternoon feels like freedom with a side of emails.” — Unknown
“My boss thinks I’m working. I’m actually planning my weekend.” — Anonymous
“By Friday afternoon, my brain has already clocked out.” — Unknown
“Friday is when even my to-do list gives up.” — Anonymous
Quotes About Waiting for the Weekend Like It’s a Lifeline
“I live for the moments when it’s almost the weekend.” — Anonymous
“The weekend is my reward for pretending all week.” — Unknown
“Waiting for the weekend is my cardio.” — Anonymous
“Nothing tests patience like waiting for Friday.” — Unknown
“The weekend is the only relationship I commit to.” — Anonymous
Funny Quotes for People Who Hate Sundays (Because Monday Is Watching)
“Sunday is just Monday in disguise.” — Unknown
“I love Sundays until I remember Monday exists.” — Anonymous
“Sunday night is when the anxiety clock starts ticking.” — Unknown
“Why does Sunday go by so fast and Monday take forever?” — Anonymous
“Sunday: the official countdown to regret.” — Unknown
Weekend Quotes for People Who Plan to Do Absolutely Nothing
“My weekend plans include doing nothing and then resting from doing nothing.” — Anonymous
“Weekends are for pajamas and poor decisions.” — Unknown
“I don’t rise and grind. I snooze and snack.” — Anonymous
“My favorite exercise is running out of work on Friday.” — Unknown
“Weekends are proof that time travel exists.” — Anonymous
A Whole Different Personality
“My weekend personality is much nicer.” — Anonymous
“On weekends, my alarm clock and I are no longer enemies.” — Unknown
“Weekends turn me into a professional relaxer.” — Anonymous
“Friday night is when I remember who I really am.” — Unknown
“The weekend is when my stress finally takes a break.” — Anonymous
Funny Quotes for People Already Dreading Monday
“Why is Monday so close to Friday but Friday so far from Monday?” — Anonymous
“I need a day between Sunday and Monday.” — Unknown
“Mondays should be optional.” — Anonymous
“The weekend goes by faster than my paycheck.” — Unknown
“Every weekend has a Monday hiding somewhere.” — Anonymous
Final Thoughts: Laugh Your Way to Friday
Honestly, you’re not the only person who’s counting down or waiting for the weekend as if that’s the once in a lifetime moments. I hope you feel connected to some of these funny quotes so far. So, we’ve reached the endpoint of our collection of 45 funny quotes about waiting for the weekend.
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Until then, let’s count together!
