Let’s be honest, if you’re reading this, you’re probably in the club of never-ending looping of exhaustion. I mean, there are moments where the coffee isn’t even cutting it anymore. Life feels like an exhaustion festival or requires a robot to navigate daily life, but you know what, you’re not alone. So we can laugh about it with this collection of 60 funny quotes for people who are always tired.
Don’t forget to get yourself a coffee and read til the end.
Hilarious Quotes About Being Tired
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” — Unknown
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” — Unknown
“I’m so tired… I just want a nap in every time zone.” — Unknown
“If there’s no coffee in heaven, I’m not going.” — Unknown
“I have a condition that prevents me from going out. It’s called staying in because I’m tired.” — Unknown
“Sleep is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police.” — Unknown
“I’m on a 24-hour energy-saving cycle, but unfortunately, it lasts 24 years.” — Unknown
“Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.” — Unknown
“Tired? Me? Never. I’m just practicing extreme horizontal living.” — Unknown
“I need six months of vacation, twice a year.” — Unknown
Funny Quotes About Coffee and Sleep
“Coffee: because adulting is hard.” — Unknown
“Decaf? No, I’m not into horror stories.” — Unknown
“I drink coffee because adulting is a cruel joke.” — Unknown
“I’m in a committed relationship with my bed and coffee.” — Unknown
“I don’t have insomnia. I have revenge bedtime procrastination.” — Unknown
“Sleep is like a cat: it only comes to you if you ignore it.” — Unknown
“I could give up coffee, but I’m not a quitter.” — Unknown
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.” — Unknown
“My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills. My current favorite is napping.” — Unknown
“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright… okay, who am I kidding? Just coffee.” — Unknown
Relatable Work-From-Home Tiredness Quotes
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” — Douglas Adams
“I’m not procrastinating. I’m doing side quests in real life.” — Unknown
“Working from home is great… if your bed and your laptop get along.” — Unknown
“My brain has too many tabs open, and none of them respond.” — Unknown
“I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time.” — Unknown
“I don’t get tired; I get exhausted by life’s nonsense.” — Unknown
“Emails are like rabbits. They multiply if you don’t check them.” — Unknown
“I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.” — Unknown
“Mondays are proof that time machines exist.” — Unknown
“My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.” — Unknown
Tiredness and Life in General
“I’m so tired I can’t even remember what being tired felt like.” — Unknown
“Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.” — Unknown
“Adulting is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.” — Unknown
“Some people call it laziness. I call it selective participation in life.” — Unknown
“I’m on a 90% exhaustion, 10% caffeine diet.” — Unknown
“I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.” — Unknown
“My body is a temple, but my energy levels are under renovation.” — Unknown
“If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye and take a nap.” — Unknown
“I am not lazy. I am just highly motivated to do nothing.” — Unknown
“Some days, I feel like a phone at 1% battery, desperately looking for a charger.” — Unknown
Funny Social Life and Tiredness Quotes
“I’m social distancing from my friends… permanently.” — Unknown
“My hobbies include sleeping, eating, and avoiding humans.” — Unknown
“I’d love to hang out, but my bed and I are in a committed relationship.” — Unknown
“I cancel plans faster than I make them.” — Unknown
“Sorry, I can’t. I have plans with my blanket.” — Unknown
“Social events are just fancy ways to remind me how tired I am.” — Unknown
“I’d love to be spontaneous… but my sleep schedule disagrees.” — Unknown
“I’m not anti-social. I’m just allergic to people before coffee.” — Unknown
“Introverts unite… separately, in our own homes, preferably napping.” — Unknown
“If staying in bed was a sport, I’d have a gold medal.” — Unknown
The Humor of Overthinking and Tiredness
“I’m multitasking: I can overthink and be tired at the same time.” — Unknown
“I get tired just thinking about being productive.” — Unknown
“I think my brain is broken. It won’t stop replaying my mistakes on loop.” — Unknown
“My energy is on airplane mode.” — Unknown
“I’m tired of being tired, but too tired to fix it.” — Unknown
“My bed understands me better than most people do.” — Unknown
“I don’t always sleep, but when I do, it’s never enough.” — Unknown
“I’m in a constant state of ‘I’ll do it later… after a nap.’” — Unknown
“Tiredness is my cardio.” — Unknown
“I’m not napping. I’m recharging for future laziness.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts
So next time, don’t just get sad when you’re tired. Try to find ways to laugh about it, because someone’s humor can boost our energy, or reply with funny quotes to someone who asks you, “Why are you always looking exhausted?” That’s the end of our collection of 60 funny quotes for people who are always tired all the time.
