Looking for ways to make your Pinterest board stand out with some adorable humor? Whether you love cats, dogs, farm animals, or wildlife, funny animal quotes are a guaranteed way to grab attention. We’ve curated 100 funny animal quotes that are perfect for Pinterest pins.
Let’s dive!
Funny Dog Quotes
“Money can buy a lot of things, but it doesn’t wiggle its butt every time you come in the door.” — Unknown
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” — Charles M. Schulz
“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers
“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” — Unknown
“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.” — Unknown
“My dog is half pit bull, half sneaky neighbor dog.” — Unknown
“If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.” — Unknown
“Dogs teach us about love, cats teach us about patience.” — Unknown
“Dog hair is my glitter.” — Unknown
“I work hard so my dog can have a better life.” — Unknown
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” — Roger Caras
“Every snack you make, every meal you bake… I’ll be watching you.” — Parody of The Police
“The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.” — Unknown
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” — Rita Rudner
“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” — Elayne Boosler
“If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.” — Unknown
“A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.” — Unknown
“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” — Orhan Pamuk
“Beware of the dog—he will steal your heart.” — Unknown
“First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed.” — Unknown
Funny Cat Quotes
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” — Sigmund Freud
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.” — Mary Bly
“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” — James Herriot
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” — Terry Pratchett
“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.” — Unknown
“A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.” — Louis J. Camuti
“What greater gift than the love of a cat?” — Charles Dickens
“Cats are like potato chips—you can’t have just one.” — Unknown
“If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.” — Unknown
“Cats choose us; we don’t own them.” — Kristin Cast
“Meow is like aloha—it can mean anything.” — Hank Ketchum
“There are two means of refuge from the misery of life—music and cats.” — Albert Schweitzer
“Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.” — Unknown
“Cats do care. For example, they know exactly when we are due to wake up—and wake us up ten minutes early.” — Unknown
“People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.” — Faith Resnick
“Purring is like an automatic safety switch for your brain.” — Unknown
“If stretching were an Olympic sport, cats would win gold every time.” — Unknown
“Everything tastes better with cat hair in it.” — Unknown
“Cats don’t care what you think unless it affects their food supply.” — Unknown
“One cat just leads to another.” — Ernest Hemingway
Funny Farm Animal Quotes
“Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!” — Unknown
“Don’t go bacon my heart.” — Parody of Elton John & Kiki Dee
“Moo-dy but fabulous.” — Unknown
“Chickens: the pet that poops breakfast.” — Unknown
“Hay there!” — Unknown
“Ewe are my favorite.” — Unknown
“Udderly in love with farm life.” — Unknown
“Pigging out like there’s no tomorrow.” — Unknown
“I herd you like cows.” — Unknown
“Keep calm and farm on.” — Inspired by ‘Keep Calm’ slogan
Funny Wild Animal Quotes
“Toucan play this game.” — Unknown
“No prob-llama.” — Unknown
“Feeling giraffic!” — Unknown
“Chill like a sloth.” — Unknown
“Elephants never forget… snacks.” — Unknown
“Hakuna Matata—it means no worries.” — Disney’s The Lion King
General Funny Animal Quotes
“Animals are such agreeable friends—they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.” — George Eliot
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” — Charles de Gaulle
“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.” — Anatole France
“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“In a perfect world, every home would have a dog and every dog would have a home.” — Unknown
“Some angels choose fur instead of wings.” — Unknown
“Be kind to all creatures. This is the true religion.” — Buddha
“An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.” — Martin Buber
Laugh Out Loud Lines for All Animal Lovers
“Animals are such agreeable friends—they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.” — George Eliot
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” — Charles de Gaulle
“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.” — Anatole France
“If animals could talk, the world would be a zoo.” — Unknown
“You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.” — Betty White
“Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. What’s one thing that we have in our lives that we can depend on? A dog or a cat loving us unconditionally, every day, very faithfully.” — Jon Katz
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” — Mahatma Gandhi
“If animals could speak, mankind would weep.” — Anthony Douglas Williams
“Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love.” — Whitney Mandel
“Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That’s the problem.” — A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Lots of people talk to animals… Not very many listen, though. That’s the problem.” — Benjamin Hoff
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” — Ben Williams
“A house is not a home without a pet.” — Unknown
“Animals are the bridge between us and the beauty of all that is natural.” — Unknown
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.” — Max Eastman
That’s the wrap-up of our collection of 100 Funny Animal Quotes That Are Perfect for Pinterest Pins. If you have read through, I hope you found something that can make your board a little brighter.
