If you’ve a love for animals, then you know they have a way of making our lives funnier- and sometimes unpredictable. From cats being chaotic to royalty to dogs thinking they’re great comedian. Here we’ve collected 60 animal sayings so funny to read. Perfect for captions, posters, or just for a good laugh!
Let’s explore!
Hilarious Dog Sayings
“The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.” — Unknown
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” — Kinky Friedman
“Handle every situation like a dog: If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” — Unknown
“My dog thinks I’m a big deal—and that’s enough for me.” — Unknown
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” — Roger Caras
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney
“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who do you think they’d say is in charge?” — Unknown
“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take… I’ll be watching you.” — Dog Logic
“Dogs teach us one important thing: If you can’t eat it or play with it, just bury it.” — Unknown
“Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything… but the dog.” — Unknown
Cat Sayings for the Sass Lovers
“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.” — Unknown
“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” — Terry Pratchett
“Cats: Because people suck.” — Unknown
“If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.” — Unknown
“Cats are like potato chips; you can’t have just one.” — Unknown
“What greater gift than the love of a cat?” — Charles Dickens
“Cats don’t have owners—they have an entourage.” — Unknown
“Everything tastes better with a little cat hair.” — Unknown
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” — Sigmund Freud
“Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you later.” — Mary Bly
Farm Animal Fun
“Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” — Proverb
“Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!” — Classic Joke
“Never look a gift horse in the mouth.” — Proverb
“Don’t have a cow, man!” — Bart Simpson
“Pig out like nobody’s watching.” — Unknown
“The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers the goods.” — Unknown
“Holy cow!” — Everyone
“Stop horsing around!” — Every Parent Ever
“Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.” — Proverb
“You’re udderly amazing.” — Unknown
Wild Animal Wisdom with a Twist
“Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.” — Unknown
“Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.” — Classic Joke
“You can’t run with the cheetahs if you’re still playing with the turtles.” — Unknown
“Be as fearless as a lion and as chill as a sloth.” — Unknown
“Don’t monkey around unless you’re ready for some bananas.” — Unknown
“Stay tall like a giraffe and keep your head above the drama.” — Unknown
“Every zebra is unique. Stripes and all.” — Unknown
“If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” — Dalai Lama
“Be wise like an owl and as free as a bird.” — Unknown
“Sometimes you just have to let your inner wild out.” — Unknown
Ocean Life Laughs
“Shell yeah!” — Unknown
“Just keep swimming.” — Dory (Finding Nemo)
“I’m on a seafood diet—I see food and I eat it.” — Classic Joke
“Whale, hello there!” — Unknown
“Seas the day.” — Unknown
“Stop being so shellfish.” — Unknown
“Feeling fintastic today!” — Unknown
“Don’t krill my vibe.” — Unknown
“Ocean air, salty hair, no cares.” — Unknown
“Mermaid vibes only.” — Unknown
Mixed Animal Madness 🐾
“Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That’s the problem.” — A.A. Milne
“Animals are such agreeable friends—they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.” — George Eliot
“The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” — Mahatma Gandhi
“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.” — Anatole France
“Animals speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” — Unknown
“If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty, then animals are better off than most humans.” — James Herriot
“Happiness is a warm puppy… or kitten.” — Charles M. Schulz
“My favorite people have fur and four legs.” — Unknown
“Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to nurture.” — James Cromwell
“The more I learn about people, the more I like animals.” — Mark Twain
Final Thoughts!
Animals often remind us that life doesn’t always have to be serious. Whether it’s a sassy cat, a majestic giraffe, or a loyal dog, they teach us to stress less and laugh more. That’s the wrap-up of our collection of 60 animal sayings so funny to read. So, which of these sayings made you laugh the hardest? Drop it in the comments!
