Ah, the single life. A beautiful blend of self-discovery, solo drive, Netflix brings and a lot of freedom. Whether you’re single by choice or chance or just terrified of relationships, we’ve got something to laugh at for the moment. Here we’ve curated 75 single quotes funny to laugh at.
Let’s dive in!
Single, Sassy, and Just Fine: 25 Quotes That Celebrate the Solo Life
“I’m not single. I’m just romantically challenged.” — Michelle M. Pillow
“Being single is better than being in a relationship with someone who fills your heart with doubt.” — Unknown
“I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.” — Art Leo
“Yes, I’m single. And you’ll have to be amazing to change that.” — Unknown
“I’m single because I was born that way.” — Mae West
“Single is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.” — Unknown
“Some people think it’s wrong, being single isn’t right. But you hurt the right person, you’ll be single for life.” — Unknown
“I’m not single. I’m in a long-term relationship with fun, freedom, and food.” — Unknown
“Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride solo every day!” — Unknown
“I’m not single. I’m in a relationship with my Wi-Fi.” — Unknown
“I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.” — Sue Grafton
“Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.” — Unknown
“If being single is a crime, I’m serving a life sentence.” — Unknown
“I’m single because I refuse to settle for less… and also because I hate people.” — Unknown
“Who needs a boyfriend when you have pizza?” — Unknown
“I’m not single, I’m just romantically selective.” — Unknown
“Valentine’s Day is the Super Bowl for single people. It’s the day we prove we don’t care.” — Unknown
“Single, not sorry.” — Unknown
“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” — Unknown
“Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.” — Mandy Hale
“I’m not single, I’m just on reserve for someone who deserves me.” — Unknown
“Single girls don’t cry — we order takeout and binge-watch dramas.” — Unknown
“Single, because I haven’t met someone who deserves my weird yet amazing personality.” — Unknown
“I’m not waiting for my prince. I’m busy being my own queen.” — Unknown
“Being single means I don’t have to share my fries. That’s love.” — Unknown
Awkward Dates & Cringe Texts
“I’m not afraid of commitment — I’m afraid of wasting my time.” — Unknown
“Dating is just agreeing to be awkward around someone until one of you gets tired.” — Unknown
“I’m not single. I’m dating myself, and we’re very happy together.” — Unknown
“The only thing I’m committed to right now is my skincare routine.” — Unknown
“I’m in a relationship with my couch. It’s serious.” — Unknown
“If I had a dollar for every bad date, I could buy myself dinner for two. Alone.” — Unknown
“Being single is less drama. Plus, I don’t have to share my dessert.” — Unknown
“Dating is just two people asking each other if they’re crazy in increasingly elaborate ways.” — Unknown
“Every time I go on a date, I remember how great it is to be single.” — Unknown
“Being single saves me from pretending to like someone’s playlist.” — Unknown
“The only ‘bae’ I need is ‘bacon and eggs.’” — Unknown
“My love life is like a romantic comedy, minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.” — Unknown
“Dating after 30 is just texting people who don’t actually want to meet up.” — Unknown
“I stopped looking for ‘the one’ and started ordering tacos.” — Unknown
“I ghost people so hard, even Casper’s impressed.” — Unknown
“Every date is just a new opportunity to regret leaving the house.” — Unknown
“I’m not single because I can’t find anyone. I’m single because I don’t lower my standards for mediocre company.” — Unknown
“Netflix never judges me for being in sweatpants and eating ice cream at midnight.” — Unknown
“Dating pool? More like dating puddle.” — Unknown
“Swipe left on commitment. Swipe right on cheese fries.” — Unknown
“My soulmate is probably out there… stuck in traffic or ignoring my DMs.” — Unknown
“Online dating is just customer service for your love life — but worse.” — Unknown
“I’ve decided my forever person is my air fryer.” — Unknown
“Why chase a man when I can chase my dreams (and my dog)?” — Unknown
“Dating apps are like thrift stores: sometimes you find something good, but mostly it’s just junk.” — Unknown
Self-Love, Snacks, and No Regrets: 25 Quotes That Define the Joy of Being Single
“Single and fabulous, exclamation point!” — Sex and the City
“I’m too busy working on me to be worried about anyone else.” — Unknown
“Being single isn’t a status. It’s a lifestyle.” — Unknown
“No boyfriend, no problems.” — Unknown
“Singlehood: because I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies and bacon.” — Unknown
“Why be someone’s better half when you can be your whole self?” — Unknown
“Single life is the best life until you get invited to something that requires a plus-one.” — Unknown
“When I said I needed space, I meant in my bed, in my fridge, and in my future.” — Unknown
“Being single lets me sleep diagonally. That’s all the love I need.” — Unknown
“I’m practicing radical self-love, one solo pizza at a time.” — Unknown
“Happily single and too busy thriving to notice.” — Unknown
“I’m single and I love it. I’m not alone — I’m in good company.” — Unknown
“The only thing I want to commit to is a full season of a great show.” — Unknown
“If I were dating someone, I wouldn’t have time for all these naps.” — Unknown
“Single: because I love myself too much to waste time on nonsense.” — Unknown
“No man? No drama.” — Unknown
“I’m not lonely. I’m selectively social.” — Unknown
“Single and learning that love starts with me.” — Unknown
“I’m not single because I can’t find love. I’m single because I’m not settling for less than I deserve.” — Unknown
“I didn’t get dumped. I got upgraded.” — Unknown
“I’m not anti-love. I’m pro-me.” — Unknown
“Single isn’t sad. It’s sexy, smart, and strong.” — Unknown
“Relationship status: Emotionally unavailable but hilarious.” — Unknown
“I’m not chasing anyone. I’m chasing goals, dreams, and ice cream trucks.” — Unknown
“There’s no shame in loving yourself first. That’s the real relationship goal.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts: Being Single Isn’t a Curse — It’s a Comedy
Well, that’s the end of our collection of 75 single quotes, funny to laugh at. So, if you’re out there living your best solo moments, I hope this collection reminds you that laughter is the best relationship you can be in right now.
Being single isn’t something needs to “fix”- it’s something that we need to embrace, enjoy, and laugh about while we still are.
Don’t forget to share your favorite quote from the collection with someone you know who’s still single.
