Hello there! Are you also one of those people who always look for a midweek mood booster? Then welcome to the club. We all know that Wednesday, called “hump day”, can feel like the week’s longest day. That’s why we’ve gathered 75 funny Wednesday quotes to get you through the week.
Get comfy, grab your coffee, and let’s laugh our way through this Wednesday together!
Hump Day Humor
“Happy Wednesday! Just kidding. Nobody’s happy on a Wednesday.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: when the weekend is close enough to hope but far enough to cry.” — Unknown
“On Wednesdays, I daydream about retiring to a life where I don’t know what day it is.” — Unknown
“If Wednesday had a face, I’d roll my eyes at it.” — Unknown
“My Wednesday energy level is brought to you by last night’s bad decisions.” — Unknown
“If Wednesday were a movie, it’d be a sequel nobody asked for.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: the day I declare war on my to‑do list… and promptly lose.” — Unknown
“Wednesday reminds me that I’m halfway done with the week… and halfway done with my patience.” — Unknown
“Happy Wednesday! Or as I like to call it, the ‘pretend Friday’ that never delivers.” — Unknown
“If Wednesday had a flavor, it’d probably be stale coffee and half‑hearted ambition.” — Unknown
“Ah, Wednesday—when your alarm clock is louder, your bed is cozier, and your energy is nonexistent.” — Unknown
“If weekdays were a family, Wednesday would be the quirky uncle everyone loves to tolerate.” — Unknown
“Happy Wednesday! Just trying to ‘mid‑dle’ through the week without ‘losing it.’” — Unknown
“It’s Wednesday—time to ‘grind’ like coffee and ‘brew’ some midweek magic!” — Unknown
“Wednesday: Halfway through the grind, patience at zero, coffee on repeat.” — Unknown
“Hump day feels like climbing a hill in flip‑flops.” — Unknown
“Wednesday’s to‑do list grows, but my motivation shrinks.” — Unknown
“Halfway to Friday, but still drowning in tasks.” — Unknown
“Wednesday mornings: Coffee in hand, energy missing.” — Unknown
“By Wednesday, my enthusiasm is running on fumes.” — Unknown
“Hump day equals autopilot mode activated.” — Unknown
Coffee & Casualness
“Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Time to celebrate with some caffeine and sarcasm.” — Unknown
“It’s Wednesday! Brace yourself, weekend vibes are coming.” — Unknown
“On Wednesdays, we wear pink… and pretend it’s Friday.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: Still not Friday, but feeling positively rebellious!” — Unknown
“Wednesday called. It wants to remind you that the weekend is almost here. Hang in there!” — Unknown
“When life gives you Wednesday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” — Unknown
“Wednesday vibes: Unleashing my inner ninja to tackle the rest of the week.” — Unknown
“Dear Wednesday, I’m sorry I didn’t believe in you. Please don’t make me regret this.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: Halfway through the week, halfway to the weekend. Keep going!” — Unknown
“Wednesday: Because nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: The day I strive to remember that the weekend is wishful thinking away!” — Unknown
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Wednesday.” — Unknown
“On Wednesdays, we wear coffee and tired eyes.” — Unknown
“If Wednesday were a person, I’d share a comic joke to lighten its mood.” — Unknown
“Why did Wednesday go to therapy? To get over the hump!” — Unknown
“What’s a Wednesday but a Monday pretending to be a Friday?” — Unknown
“If each day is a ‘gift,’ I’d like to know if I can exchange Wednesdays.” — Unknown
“Wednesdays are like that moment when you think it’s Friday, but it’s actually just the week teasing you.” — Unknown
“Wednesday’s to-do list: 1) Drink coffee 2) Survive 3) Sleep.” — Unknown
“This Wednesday, let’s wine about it.” — Unknown
“I’ve had enough coffee for two Wednesdays.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: It’s like the universe telling you to keep calm… and laugh on!” — Unknown
Snarky & Sarcastic —
“Nothing wrong with a little mid‑week giggle fest!” — Unknown
“Worrying is so Monday; let’s laugh instead.” — Unknown
“On Wednesdays we smile all day, let the rest try to catch up!” — Unknown
“It’s called ‘Humpday Hopefulness’—Wednesday humor at its best.” — Unknown
“Halfway to the weekend, and the jokes are just warming up.” — Unknown
“If you can laugh at your Wednesday, you’re doing alright.” — Unknown
“Why cry over spilt coffee? It’s only Wednesday!” — Unknown
“Keep calm, it’s hump day! You’re halfway through the workweek.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: The day when you realize it isn’t the weekend, but it’s not so far away either.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: Because even the calendar says WTF after Monday and Tuesday.” — Unknown
“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” — Robert A. Heinlein
“If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine‑day weekends.” — George Carlin
“Coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, I lift like I mean it—but it’s only Wednesday.” — Unknown (variation inspired by sources)
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” — Lee Fox Williams
“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” — Demetri Martin
“Smile, it’s Wednesday! You’re halfway through the grind.” — Unknown
“When nothing goes right, go left… towards the weekend.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: Too much week, not enough weekend.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: Smack dab in the middle of ‘week’ and ‘end’.” — Unknown
“Keep your eyes on the goal—even on Wednesday.” — Unknown
“Wednesday: It’s like Monday’s ugly cousin, but closer to Friday.” — Unknown
“Wednesday is proof that you’re stronger than your excuses.” — Unknown
“Midweek mindset: Grind now, shine later.” — Unknown
“Wednesday isn’t a wall—it’s a stepping stone.” — Unknown
“Win the day—even if it’s just one small victory.” — Unknown
Extra Quotes
“Coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, smile on my face – yep, it’s Wednesday!” — Unknown
“Coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, I whisper to myself ‘It’s only Wednesday. You’re kidding, right?’” — Unknown
“On Wednesdays, we wear coffee.” — Unknown
“Wednesday is proof that the week doesn’t care about your feelings.” — Unknown
“Happy Wednesday! Smile—Friday is peeking around the corner.” — Unknown
“Hump day: Halfway there, and still hanging on.” — Unknown
“Wednesday’s best perk? It’s not Monday anymore.” — Unknown
Hump Day Outlook: Final Thoughts
That’s the wrap-up of our collection of 54 funny Wednesday quotes. I hope you enjoyed the collection and found something useful for yourself to move forward.
Don’t forget to share them with someone who might need it!
