Let’s be real – best friends are the human versions of our favorite and comfort sofa. They’re the ones who hype us up when we face down days, send memes to make us laugh instead of advice, and make some of the most awkwardly beautiful moments. We’ve gathered 65+ witty funny best friend quotes.
Let’s dive in!
Hilariously Relatable Best Friend Quotes
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” — Unknown
“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” — Unknown
“Friends come and go. Best friends sit next to you in jail saying, ‘That was fun!'” — Unknown
“You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a best friend.” — Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” — Unknown
“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” — Unknown
“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then we’ll be new friends!” — Unknown
“A best friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still likes you… probably.” — Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her bad ideas.” — Unknown
“Real friendship is when your friend comes over and you both just nap.” — Unknown
“You and I are more than friends… we’re an embarrassment in public.” — Unknown
“We go together like drunk and disorderly.” — Unknown
“Best friends: the therapists you can drink with.” — Unknown
“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” — Unknown
“God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.” — Unknown
Witty Quotes Only True Besties Will Understand
“Best friends: willing to make stupid decisions with you—and for you.” — Unknown
“We’re best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I’ll pick you up… after I stop laughing.” — Unknown
“A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body.” — Unknown
“If you’re ever in jail, a good friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘That was wild!’” — Unknown
“Best friends are the siblings destiny forgot to give you—and your parents regret meeting.” — Unknown
“You and I are like fat thighs… we stick together!” — Unknown
“Some people graduate with honors. I am just honored I graduated with my best friend.” — Unknown
“Best friend: the one who tells you your outfit’s ugly but will fight anyone else who says it.” — Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll bring snacks and commentate.” — Unknown
“You’re my best friend and my partner in petty crimes.” — Unknown
“If we ever go broke, at least we’ll be broke together, stylishly.” — Unknown
“Best friends are like bras: supportive, close to the heart, and hard to find.” — Unknown
“Our friendship is built on a foundation of sarcasm, shenanigans, and shared snacks.” — Unknown
“True friendship is finding someone as weird as you and never letting go.” — Unknown
“You’re my favorite notification.” — Unknown
Instagram Caption-Worthy Best Friend Quotes
“Partners in crime and wine.” — Unknown
“Real queens fix each other’s crowns.” — Unknown
“Chaos crew, reporting for duty.” — Unknown
“You’re my emergency contact for a reason.” — Unknown
“If I send you ugly selfies, our bond is real.” — Unknown
“BFF: Built For Fun.” — Unknown
“We don’t do normal.” — Unknown
“Some friendships are timeless. Ours is just ridiculous.” — Unknown
“Best friend: because you know all my passwords.” — Unknown
“My best friend has a PhD in sarcasm and a minor in trouble.” — Unknown
“Soulmates aren’t just for romance—sometimes they’re just your favorite weirdo.” — Unknown
“She’s my therapist with better memes.” — Unknown
“I found my people. They were loud and slightly unhinged, but they’re mine.” — Unknown
“You’re my unpaid therapist and emotional support goblin.” — Unknown
“Thelma to my Louise, but we’re still alive.” — Unknown
Sweet But Still Funny Best Friend Quotes
“You’re my best friend and I’d punch anyone who says otherwise—even if it’s you.” — Unknown
“Friendship is born when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!’” — C.S. Lewis
“You’re not just my best friend—you’re the family I didn’t choose, but totally would.” — Unknown
“Friendship is finding that one person who gets your weird, and matches it.” — Unknown
“Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, comedian, and bad-decision buddy.” — Unknown
“Friendship isn’t a big thing—it’s a million little laughs.” — Unknown
“You’re the peanut butter to my anxiety.” — Unknown
“We laugh so hard together that I’m convinced we’re adding years to our lives… or taking them away. Who knows.” — Unknown
“Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge others… together.” — Unknown
“You are my happy place and my daily dose of chaos.” — Unknown
“There’s no ‘we’ in fries. Just kidding—I’ll share mine with you.” — Unknown
“Life’s too short to be serious all the time, so thank God I have you.” — Unknown
“You make even boring things fun, which is annoying, honestly.” — Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter—our jeans or our friendship.” — Unknown
“You’re basically my human diary, and I should probably start paying you.” — Unknown
Bonus: Wildcard One-Liners for BFFs
“You’re the one I text when I’m bored, annoyed, hungry, or alive.” — Unknown
“Thanks for always being slightly more messed up than me—it makes me feel better.” — Unknown
“You’re my best friend because you’ve seen me ugly cry and didn’t post it.” — Unknown
“Our friendship is tighter than my jeans after a pizza binge.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I have trust issues with normal people.” — Unknown
“Without you, I’d have to talk to normal people. Ew.” — Unknown
“Friendship means never having to say, ‘Sorry, I’m weird.'” — Unknown
“You’re my ride or die. Mostly ride… because let’s be honest, neither of us can keep secrets.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts: Tag Your Partner in Laughs
Have you enjoyed the moments of reading this blog? Well, that’s the wrap-up of our collection of 65+ funny best friend quotes.
Tag your bestie. Send them this blog. Or just write one of these quotes on a sticky note and slap it on their forehead. (With love, of course.)
Which quote screams your friendship the loudest?
Drop it in the comments or send it to your bestie now!
