Life is indeed a series of ups and downs, but in every way, we can always find ways to laugh about it. If you’re one of the people who’re wondering why your socks keep disappearing or trying to survive your Monday mornings. Read this 50+ Funny Quotes About Life That Will Make You Laugh.
Spoiler alert: Some of these are painfully relatable.
Hilariously Honest Quotes About Life
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown
“My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.” – Unknown
“If life gives you lemons, wait for it to also give you sugar and water or your lemonade’s gonna suck.” – Unknown
“Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
“I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older… younger.” – Unknown
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” – Unknown
“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
“I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed.” – Unknown
“I put ‘pro’ in procrastinate.” – Unknown
“Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.” – Unknown
“Why do they allow ‘silent’ and ‘listen’ to have the same letters? Because life is cruel like that.” – Unknown
“I want to live forever—so far, so good.” – Steven Wright
Relatable Life Quotes That Hit Too Close
“I thought growing up would take longer.” – Unknown
“Life is what happens when you’re looking at your phone.” – Unknown
“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” – Unknown
“I clean my house only when I know visitors are coming. Otherwise, I know where everything is in the mess.” – Unknown
“I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.” – Unknown
“Monday is proof that we survived the weekend and are now being punished for it.” – Unknown
“Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.” – Unknown
“Adulting is just Googling how to do stuff until you die.” – Unknown
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams
“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
“I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the heck is going on.” – Unknown
“Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot… preferably with espresso.” – Unknown
Funny Quotes About Life’s Little Struggles
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” – Unknown
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.” – Unknown
“I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.” – Unknown
“Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.” – Unknown
“There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as expected.” – Unknown
“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Unknown
“Passwords are like underwear: change them often, keep them private, and don’t share them with strangers.” – Unknown
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.” – Unknown
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” – Unknown
“A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.” – Unknown
“I spend the first half of my life wanting to be older, and the second half wishing I were younger.” – Unknown
“When nothing goes right, go left.” – Unknown
“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.” – Unknown
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.” – Unknown
Sarcastic and Sassy Quotes About Life
“Some people graduate with honors. I am just honored to graduate.” – Unknown
“Life’s too short to remove USB safely.” – Unknown
“If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you… I’d start thinking about something else.” – Unknown
“Life isn’t perfect, but your sarcasm can be.” – Unknown
“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.” – Unknown
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing, Friends
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.” – Unknown
“I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.” – Unknown
“Sorry for the mean, accurate things I said.” – Unknown
“I have a personality you can’t handle and a sense of humor you don’t deserve.” – Unknown
“I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.” – Unknown
“Life is short. Buy the damn shoes.” – Unknown
Bonus Quote Because Why Not?
51. “I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.” – Unknown
Final Thoughts: Laughing Through Life
If life has taught us something over the years, it’s that a sense of humor and laughter are essential for survival. Let’s wrap-up our collection of 50+ Funny Quotes About Life That Will Make You Laugh.
So share these quotes with your funniest friend, print your favorite one for your wall, or just keep chuckling as you scroll.
