If you’re one of those people who do all the things like cleaning out the scary corner of the closet that you’ve avoided all winter, and finding how much stuff you own that you forgot. In this post, we’ve collected 60 hilarious quotes about spring cleaning that you can share or laugh at.
Let’s dive in!
Quotes for When You’d Rather Be Doing Literally Anything Else
“I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again.” — Unknown
“I believe in cleaning up after myself. I just do it every five years.” — @funnycleaning
“Spring cleaning is just my way of opening every drawer and then getting overwhelmed.” — Unknown
“I told my house we’re doing spring cleaning. It packed a suitcase and left.” — @snarkysass
“I clean the house every other day. The ‘other day’ was six months ago.” — Anonymous
“Spring cleaning is proof that I have too much stuff and too little willpower.” — @relatablechaos
“Dust is a protective layer for my furniture.” — Unknown
“If cleaning is therapy, then I’m emotionally unavailable.” — @laughlines
“I don’t always do spring cleaning, but when I do, I find 23 unmatched socks.” — Unknown
“I like my home how I like my cookies—crumbly but comforting.” — @momhumor
“Spring cleaning: when I throw out everything except my procrastination.” — Unknown
“My version of spring cleaning: open a drawer, close it again.” — @sarcasticmommy
“I made a cleaning schedule. Then I scheduled it for never.” — Anonymous
“Cleaning is like exercise: I know it’s good for me, but ugh.” — @funnyrelatable
“Spring cleaning always sounds good in theory—until I find glitter in the carpet from 2007.” — Unknown
“Sometimes cleaning means lighting a candle and hoping for the best.” — @chaosandcoffee
“Started spring cleaning. Found my middle school diary. Spent three hours cringing.” — Unknown
“If clutter is a sign of creativity, I must be a genius.” — @messymasterpiece
“Spring cleaning: 10% scrubbing, 90% wondering how I have so many mugs.” — Unknown
“I’m not avoiding cleaning. I’m just giving the dirt time to say goodbye.” — @lazyqueen
When Clean Freaks and Chaos Collide
“My cleaning style? Start with enthusiasm. End with a nap.” — Unknown
“I don’t clean—I rearrange dirt.” — @funnyandfilthy
“I asked my husband to help with spring cleaning. He said, ‘I cleaned the remote.’” — Anonymous
“My home is not messy. It’s just creatively organized.” — @momlifebalance
“Cleaning is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how to do it right.” — Unknown
“I tried the KonMari method. Everything sparked stress, so I threw nothing out.” — @netflixfatigue
“Spring cleaning tip: If you clean while angry, everything becomes a weapon.” — Anonymous
“I clean better under pressure—like 10 minutes before someone arrives.” — @lastminutemartha
“Cleaning is self-care… said no one who just found a raisin from 2018.” — Unknown
“I cleaned my fridge and found a science project I didn’t sign up for.” — @chaoticcoolmom
“Spring cleaning is a good reminder of how many tote bags I don’t need.” — Unknown
“I don’t hoard. I emotionally invest in clutter.” — @messymagic
“Minimalism sounds nice until you try to throw out a souvenir cup from a movie in 2011.” — Anonymous
“Spring cleaning taught me I own seven potato peelers and zero motivation.” — @procrastinatorqueen
“I have more Tupperware lids than containers. It’s a toxic relationship.” — Unknown
“Spring cleaning: where socks go to multiply and spatulas go to disappear.” — @sarcasticbaker
“I could declutter, or I could keep everything and just call it vintage.” — Unknown
“Why do I have 14 mystery cords and no idea what any of them do?” — @techoverwhelm
“I tried throwing out old clothes, but they still fit my emotional baggage.” — @deepbutfunny
“Spring cleaning is great until you find the junk you didn’t know you missed.” — Unknown
Family Cleaning Fails (AKA: Clean-ish Together)
“Family spring cleaning is just arguing over who lost the tape again.” — @momlifechaos
“Asked my kid to help clean. Found him using the Swiffer as a lightsaber.” — Anonymous
“Spouse said, ‘We’re cleaning today.’ I said, ‘Define we.’” — @sarcasticsurvivor
“Spring cleaning is a team effort… if yelling counts as effort.” — Unknown
“Cleaning with toddlers is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.” — @parentingtruths
“My teen helped clean—by hiding everything under their bed.” — Unknown
“Tried to spring clean with my partner. Now we need couples therapy.” — @relatableandreal
“Nothing brings out family bonding like arguing over mystery fridge smells.” — Anonymous
“Spring cleaning: where spouses become sworn enemies over how to fold towels.” — @laundryfights
“Told the kids we were doing spring cleaning. They suddenly remembered homework from 2019.” — Unknown
“I cleaned so well, even the roaches left a thank-you note.” — Unknown
“Spring cleaning: the only time I consider moving just to avoid it.” — @sarcasticdaydreams
“You say ‘declutter.’ I hear ‘emotional breakdown in three… two…’” — @clutterandcoffee
“Spring cleaning? I’m more into spring lounging.” — Unknown
“Every time I clean, I swear I’m never letting it get messy again. And yet, here we are.” — @relapsingcleaner
“Cleaning is just relocating things I don’t know what to do with.” — Anonymous
“My vacuum cleaner has trust issues. It knows I only use it under duress.” — @funnyhomevibes
“The only thing I’ve deep cleaned is my internet history.” — Unknown
“I don’t have a messy house. I have a memory museum.” — @organizedchaos
“My house is clean enough to be healthy, dirty enough to be happy.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts: Let’s Call It Selective Cleaning
That’s the end of our collection of 60 hilarious quotes about spring cleaning. If you enjoyed and found something that made you laugh from the collection, then just share it in the comments to let us know.
