Let’s be honest – sometimes our texts are really a weird and cringeworthy part of our daily life that makes us laugh late at night or even worry about our message that we have sent to our crush. If you’re one of those people who are laughing at your ridiculous typos, then read this 90 Funny Text Message Quotes.
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Funny Text Message Quotes That Hit Just Right
“I just autocorrected ‘on my way’ to ‘on my whale.’ Honestly, it still works.”
“Why do I text people ‘lol’ when I’m clearly not even smiling?” — Unknown
“Texts from mom are 50% love and 50% technological chaos.”
“You can’t unsend a drunk text, but you can pretend your phone was hacked. Choose wisely.”
“My phone autocorrected ‘Hey’ to ‘Herpes.’ Not even mad. That’s hilarious.”
“My friend texted me from across the room instead of yelling. That’s love.”
“Texts are just modern hieroglyphics at this point.” — @TextFromLastNight
“If texting while walking was an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold and several concussions.”
“My favorite part of texting is pretending I didn’t see it until I’m emotionally ready.”
“How many unread texts = peace of mind? Asking for a friend.”
“Sent a risky text, put my phone down like it was a ticking bomb.”
“I texted ‘haha’ but I really meant ‘I am dying inside.’”
“90% of my texts are ‘Did I already tell you this?’”
“My phone has better conversations than I do.”
“Just sent a meme instead of confronting someone. Emotional maturity.”
Text Message Fails That Deserve a Hall of Fame
“I meant to say ‘Let’s hang out,’ but it autocorrected to ‘Let’s hand out.’ Now we’re giving away leaflets?”
“Typed ‘I’m so excited!’ Autocorrect: ‘I’m so executed!’ Wow, okay.”
“My phone changed ‘Love you’ to ‘Leave you.’ Thanks, phone. Real subtle.”
“Autocorrect: Turning sweet nothings into weird confessions since 2007.”
“Meant to say ‘I’m home.’ Text said ‘I’m hot.’ Both are true, tbh.”
“Typed ‘pizza’ and my phone corrected it to ‘pizazz.’ It’s not wrong.”
“Tried to say ‘just arrived’ but ended up texting ‘just aroused.’ I hate it here.”
“Texted ‘I’m running late.’ Phone said ‘I’m ruining late.’ Same energy.”
“Said ‘I’ll bring snacks.’ Sent: ‘I’ll bring snakes.’ Party got wild.”
“Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a well-timed autocorrect disaster.”
“Asked my boss if she wanted ‘some time to taco’ instead of ‘talk.’ Now it’s our thing.”
“Typed ‘Can’t wait to see you!’ Sent: ‘Can’t wait to sue you!’ Legal romance?”
“Autocorrect thinks I live a much spicier life than I do.”
“I texted ‘Congrats!’ and my phone changed it to ‘Contracts!’ Now I’m in a cult.”
“Why does my phone think I’m always talking about ducks? I never mean ducks.”
Savage & Sassy Texts That Are Just Too Good
“If I left you on read, it’s because I respect my peace.”
“Why fight in person when I can deliver the perfect comeback… three hours too late… via text?”
“Texts are the modern form of passive-aggressive warfare.”
“No reply is also a reply. Don’t text back too fast, maintain the mystique.”
“Don’t text me if it’s not about food or money. Or memes. Especially memes.”
“Not texting back is my cardio.”
“I don’t ghost people, I just exit the chat like a dramatic queen.”
“I text like I talk: 80% sarcasm, 20% spelling errors.”
“Texts are like tattoos — permanent if someone screenshots it.”
“I’d text you back faster if I liked you more. Sorry, not sorry.”
“Too tired to argue. Just sending you memes as emotional rebuttals.”
“If I said ‘lol’ in a text, I probably hate you in real life.”
“Don’t mistake a dry ‘k’ for kindness.”
“I text like I’m being paid by the emoji.”
“This conversation is being monitored for sass control.”
Texting While Tired = Comedy Gold
“Texted ‘Goodnight’ and followed it with a meme of a raccoon holding a knife. Sleep tight!”
“Tried texting half-asleep. Woke up to a string of emojis and the word ‘spaghetti.’ No regrets.”
“Midnight texts are just drunk thoughts without the alcohol.”
“Why do I get philosophical at 1 a.m. via text? No one asked for that.”
“Typed a heartfelt message and passed out before sending. Classic.”
“I texted ‘sweet dreams’ and it autocorrected to ‘sweaty dreams.’”
“Half-asleep texting is a genre of comedy I deeply respect.”
“Who gave me a phone and the internet at 3 a.m.?”
“The night is dark and full of questionable texts.”
“I fall asleep mid-text like it’s a Netflix show.”
“My 2 a.m. texts read like riddles from a wizard on mushrooms.”
“Why did I send ‘banana socks’ to my crush? It’s 3 a.m. logic.”
“I text like a gremlin after midnight.”
“My best ideas and worst texts come after 11 p.m.”
“I don’t sleep text — I conduct dramatic monologues in emoji.”
Relationship Texts That Will Have You Cackling
“He texted ‘wyd’ and I replied ‘waiting for better conversation.’”
“Relationship status: We just text each other memes instead of saying ‘I love you.’”
“I send my partner memes as proof of emotional availability.”
“We flirt via typos and it’s oddly effective.”
“Texted ‘I miss you’ and got ‘lol’ back. Soulmates?”
“He said ‘goodnight babe’ and I said ‘gnight bruh.’ Romance is alive.”
“Our whole relationship exists in voice notes and memes. Millennial love story.”
“I knew it was real when he laughed at my weird texts instead of blocking me.”
“He texted ‘u up?’ I replied with a spreadsheet. Set boundaries, queen.”
“My love language is sending screenshots of our own conversations.”
“If they don’t respond to your texts with energy, ghost them like Casper.”
“We fight, but we also send each other cat videos. Balance.”
“Texted ‘thinking of you.’ Meant ‘are you eating without me?’”
“We argue in GIFs. It’s healthier.”
“True love is texting back when you don’t feel like talking.”
Group Chats: Where the Chaos Lives
“This group chat is just chaos with Wi-Fi.”
“Every group chat has one person who always replies with ‘lol’ and contributes nothing else.”
“We’ve said ‘let’s meet up soon’ in this chat 47 times. Still hasn’t happened.”
“The group chat is 90% memes, 10% someone asking, ‘Wait what happened?’”
“Group texts are where inside jokes go to live forever.”
“Someone changed the group chat name to ‘Disaster Club’ and I’ve never felt more seen.”
“I mute the group chat, but never miss a meme. Skills.”
“When the group chat goes silent, I assume we’ve all finally been arrested.”
“Group chats are just digital sitcoms with no budget.”
“We talk more in the group text than in real life. Modern friendship.”
“Someone in this chat has 148 unread messages and it’s terrifying.”
“The group chat vibe: supportive chaos.”
“If someone deletes this group, I will sue for emotional damages.”
“Group chat titles go from ‘Study Group’ to ‘Dumb and Dumber’ real quick.”
“I come for the friendship, I stay for the screenshots.”
Final Text: Laughter Delivered
That’s the wrap of our collection of 90 Funny Text Message Quotes. If you have found something that makes you laugh along the way, then share it with your friends to let them know why you laugh alone sometimes while looking at your phone.
Drop it in the comments — and maybe screenshot it for your BFF.
