Hey there! Let’s be honest – we all need funny quotes that can relate to us from time to time whenever our life gets a little bit hard. If you’re looking for a laugh to move forward, explore these 75 funny relatable quotes. Don’t forget to explore till the end.
Let’s dive in!
Life & Everyday Struggles
“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” — Sir Norman Wisdom
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” — George Burns
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” — Graham Norton
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” — Mark Twain
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.” — Judith Martin
“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” — Mae West
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz
“My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump
“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.” — Mark Twain
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A.A. Milne (“Winnie-the‑Pooh”
On Dreams and Hustle
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire
“Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.” — Steve Maraboli
“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” — Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” — The Picture of Dorian Gray
“I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.” — National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
“The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last.” — Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
On Adaptability and Humor
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” — Dodgeball
“A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.” — Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
“Keep calm and carry a wand.” — Hocus Pocus
“I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” — Sex and the City
On Vacation…ish
“I love my job, only when I’m on vacation.” — Anonymous
“I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” — Bob Hope
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” — Jerry Seinfeld
On Airport Chaos
“Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.” — Al Boliska
“I need a six month vacation, twice a year.” — Anonymous
“The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.” — Anthony Price
On Wanderlust
“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.” — Jarod Kintz
“A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” — Chelsea Handler
“Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s saying ‘I would stay and love you but I have to go, this is my station.’” — Lisa St. Aubin de Teran
“Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.” — Dave Barry
Celebrity Wit & Classic Comedians
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.” — Betty White
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx
Friends TV Show Classics (Because who doesn’t quote Friends?)
“Joey doesn’t share food!” — Joey
“We were on a break!” — Ross
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler
“See? He’s her lobster!” — Phoebe
“Could I be wearing any more clothes?” — Chandler mocking Joey
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.” — Monica
“No uterus? No opinion.” — Rachel
“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” — Phoebe
“I’m fine!” (in Ross tone) — Ross
“Here come the meat sweats.” — Joey
“I honestly don’t know if I’m hungry or horny.” — Ross
“I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.” — Chandler
“Unagi is a total state of awareness.” — Ross
“I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” — Chandler
“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” — Chandler
“So it seems like this Internet thing’s here to stay.” — Chandler
More Reddit & AskReddit Pearls
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” — Kurt Vonnegut
“The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.” — (often attributed widely on Reddit)
“I got in a lot of trouble on a date recently, because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just swam to the surface.” — “Ted Kennedy” joke via Reddit
Short Quips & One‑Liners
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin
“Instant gratification takes too long.” — Carrie Fisher
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” — Luis Buñuel
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” — Oscar Wilde
Closing Funny Truths (Because life is too real)
“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined … look before they cross the road.” — Stephen Hawking
“Here’s the deal, when life gives you lemons, just say f‑ck the lemons and bail.” — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ — If you’re over 80, maybe you need the Ouija board.” — Betty White (paraphrased)
Final Relatable Laughs
Self‑Deprecating Wins
“When I was growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin
“I was going to clean my house but then I got distracted by the mess.” — Anonymous (classic procrastination vibe)
Reality Paired with Sass
“There is nothing safer than flying — it’s crashing that is dangerous.” — Theo Cowan
“I would totally give up travel, but I’m not a quitter.” — Anonymous
“If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets.” — Anonymous
More Punchy One‑Liners
“I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.” — Guy Clark
“I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to… well, anywhere.” — Anonymous
“Don’t worry about the world ending today — it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” — Charles M. Schulz
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” — Susan Heller
“Backpacking is the art of knowing what not to take.” — Sheridan Anderson
“Adventure without risk is Disneyland.” — Douglas Coupland
“Say yes, and you’ll figure it out afterwards.” — Tina Fey
Wrapping It Up (Conversational close)
Wow, that was fun! You have already completed 75 funny relatable quotes to share and found something that is relatable and laughter.
Feel free to share your favorites in the comments, tag your friends, or pin this for later when you need a quick mood boost.
