Let’s be real – cartoons can be considered as our closest friend who grew up with us. Whether we were kids who stayed in front of the TV all the time or grown adults who just love watching them, cartoons always special place in our hearts. In this post, we’ve collected 75 funny cartoon quotes to laugh at.
Don’t forget to laugh while reading this!
Classic Cartoon Quotes That Still Slap
Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, Scooby-Doo
“Eh, what’s up, doc?” — Bugs Bunny
“I tawt I taw a puddy tat!” — Tweety Bird
“Exit, stage left!” — Snagglepuss
“Th-th-th-that’s all folks!” — Porky Pig
“Ruh-roh, Raggy!” — Scooby-Doo
“Zoinks!” — Shaggy
“Jinkies!” — Velma Dinkley
“Heavens to Murgatroyd!” — Snagglepuss
“You’re despicable!” — Daffy Duck
“Ain’t I a stinker?” — Bugs Bunny
“I hate Mondays.” — Garfield
“Where’s my lasagna?” — Garfield
“Don’t worry, I’m always one step ahead!” — Wile E. Coyote (…right before disaster)
“I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!” — Every Scooby-Doo Villain Ever
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” — Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Funny Quotes from 90s & 2000s Cartoons
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?” — Patrick Star
“I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo.” — Patrick Star
“I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah!” — SpongeBob SquarePants
“I can’t see my forehead.” — Patrick Star
“CHOCOLATE!” — SpongeBob Chocolate Lady
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” — Patrick Star
“I have the power of God and anime on my side!” — Not technically a cartoon, but Internet meme gold
“You are so dumb. You are really dumb, for real.” — Ed, Edd n Eddy (a vibe)
“Stupid dog! You made me look bad!” — Eustace, Courage the Cowardly Dog
“Science isn’t about why—it’s about why not!” — Dexter, Dexter’s Laboratory
“Omelette du fromage.” — Dexter
“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!” — Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
“I am the terror that flaps in the night!” — Darkwing Duck
“Sugar, spice, and everything nice…” — Narrator, Powerpuff Girls
“I’m not evil. I’m just drawn that way.” — Shego, Kim Possible
“Booyah!” — Cyborg, Teen Titans
“What’s the sitch?” — Kim Possible
“I am not your little cinnamon bun!” — Zim, Invader Zim
“Dibs! I called dibs on Earth!” — Zim, again being extra
“I like pie.” — Billy, Billy & Mandy
Modern Cartoon Quotes That Are Lowkey Hilarious
“Wubba lubba dub dub!” — Rick Sanchez
“I’m Pickle Rick!” — Rick Sanchez
“Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.” — Mr. Meeseeks
“You pass butter.” — “Oh my God.” — Rick & Butter Robot
“You’re a piece of trash, but you’re my piece of trash.” — Rick to Morty
“Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.” — Jake the Dog
“What time is it? Adventure Time!” — Finn & Jake
“Everything small is just a smaller version of something big.” — Finn
“People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.” — Princess Bubblegum
“I’m not a bad guy. I just made bad choices.” — Bojack Horseman
“You can’t keep doing bad things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay!” — Diane Nguyen
“Every day it gets a little easier… but you gotta do it every day.” — Jogging Baboon, BoJack
“I don’t hate the troops, I just hate war.” — Bojack Horseman
“You ever seen a sad clown? Yeah. That’s me.” — Bojack Horseman
“I’m a simple man. I see toast, I eat toast.” — Grizz, We Bare Bears
“I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.” — Panda, We Bare Bears
“Don’t touch my fries, man.” — Cyborg, Teen Titans Go!
“We ride together, we cry together. Sad bears for life.” — Ice Bear
“I reject your reality and substitute my own!” — MythBusters via Adventure Time
“Let’s all pretend we’re normal!” — Star Butterfly, Star vs. the Forces of Evil
Iconic Sass from Cartoon Villains & Sidekicks
“I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…” — Zazu, The Lion King
“Why should I worry?” — Dodger, Oliver & Company
“I’m surrounded by idiots.” — Scar, The Lion King
“No capes!” — Edna Mode, The Incredibles
“Pull the lever, Kronk!” — “Wrong lever!” — Yzma & Kronk
“It’s called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you.” — Dr. Doofenshmirtz
“Curse you, Perry the Platypus!” — Dr. Doofenshmirtz
“I’m not insane, my mother had me tested.” — Sheldon from Big Bang Theory (yes, not cartoon, but meme-worthy)
“Oh, my Disney!” — Baymax (Big Hero 6)
“I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.” — Edna Mode
“My precioussss…” — *Gollum from Lord of the Rings, but animated parodies made this line famous too
“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.” — Rick Sanchez
“I smell like beef.” — Viral Vine Kid (yes, he’s a cartoon in spirit)
“Why do we even have that lever?!” — Yzma again, frustrated as ever
“I’m evil and I like it!” — Hades, Hercules
Final Giggle: Bonus Cartoon Comebacks
“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really well.” — SpongeBob SquarePants
“I’ve been living in fear. I’m not afraid anymore!” — Marlin, Finding Nemo
“Hi, I’m Olaf, and I like warm hugs.” — Olaf, Frozen
“Adventure is out there!” — Russell, UP
“I don’t get older; I level up!” — Generic but true for every cartoon hero ever
Wrapping It Up Like a Cartoon Cliffhanger…
Cartoons aren’t just for kids. They’re also a part of our adult life that blend humor, absurdity, and especially life lessons that make adulting less heavy.. There you have it – 75 funny cartoon quotes to laugh at.
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Next time life throws shade, throw a “Wubba lubba dub dub!” back at it.
