
Let’s be honest- friendship is one of the most beautiful and greatest treasures, but some friends are just a little unhinged. You know the one that always makes your group laugh, scream, and question the choices you make all at once. They are unforgettable and invaluable. So in this blog, we’ve gathered 65 funny quotes about slightly unhinged friends to make you laugh and share with your unhinged friends.
Don’t forget to get yourself a coffee and read till the end!
Funny Quotes About Crazy Yet Lovable Friends
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend… I’ll train you.” – Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people.” – Unknown
“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the truly unhinged ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown
“Some friends are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day… but then, the slightly unhinged ones are like thunderstorms. Terrifying yet unforgettable.” – Unknown
“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” – Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown
“I hope our friendship is like a circle. But one of those weird circles that spirals into madness.” – Unknown
Quotes About Friends Who Make Life Hilarious
“Friendship is finding that special someone you can be weird with.” – Unknown
“We’ll always be friends because we know too much about each other’s crazy.” – Unknown
“You don’t have to be sane to be my friend. You just have to be fabulous at chaos.” – Unknown
“We go together like coffee and donuts… and a little bit of chaos.” – Unknown
“You are my favorite notification.” – Unknown
“Some friendships are like snowflakes. Unique, a little cold at times, and occasionally wildly unhinged.” – Unknown
“I’d take a bullet for you… but only if it’s a Nerf gun.” – Unknown
“A best friend is someone who helps you move, but a true unhinged friend will help you move a body.” – Unknown
Witty Quotes About Unpredictable Friends
“Friends come and go. Mad friends are forever.” – Unknown
“You know your friend is slightly unhinged when your group chat feels like a circus… without the safety net.” – Unknown
“We all have that one friend who will text you at midnight with, ‘I just saw a squirrel that looked like my ex.’” – Unknown
“The best kind of friend is slightly unhinged—because normal people are boring.” – Unknown
“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only your unhinged friend will laugh hysterically with you.” – Unknown
“We’re like a really small, dysfunctional family, but with more glitter and chaos.” – Unknown
“Some friends are so crazy that you can’t even imagine life without them… even if you sometimes want to.” – Unknown
“We’re the friends who will both plan a spontaneous trip and forget the snacks. That’s how you know we’re slightly unhinged.” – Unknown
Hilarious Quotes About Friends Who Break All Rules
“We don’t get older; we just get more chaotic.” – Unknown
“You and I are like a really bad idea… but the kind you can’t stop smiling about.” – Unknown
“A friend is someone who knows you’re a little off and still wants to sit next to you at lunch.” – Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the crazy one.” – Unknown
“Some friendships are like fine wine: better when they’re slightly unhinged.” – Unknown
“I like my friends how I like my coffee: strong, slightly nutty, and occasionally capable of burning me.” – Unknown
“There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends who are like family but 1000% more unhinged.” – Unknown
“We’re friends. Your weirdness is safe with me… until we need blackmail material.” – Unknown
Slightly Dark and Funny Friend Quotes
“We’ll be friends forever because you’re too weird to leave, and I’m too unhinged to care.” – Unknown
“Real friendship is when your weirdness matches perfectly with someone else’s madness.” – Unknown
“You can’t scare me; I have unhinged friends.” – Unknown
“Normal people scare me. Slightly unhinged friends are my therapy.” – Unknown
“A friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a body… and laugh the whole time.” – Unknown
“I don’t need therapy; I have a slightly unhinged friend.” – Unknown
“We’re not just friends. We’re co-conspirators in the chaos of life.” – Unknown
“Friends are the siblings you choose… and the slightly unhinged ones are the siblings who steal your dessert and make you laugh while doing it.” – Unknown
Funny Quotes About Friends Who Keep Life Interesting
“We are friends because we share the same sense of weirdness and sarcasm.” – Unknown
“You are the peanut butter to my chaos.” – Unknown
“Life was meant for good friends and great adventures… and maybe a little unhinged chaos too.” – Unknown
“The road to friendship is paved with weirdness.” – Unknown
“Friends are therapists you can drink with.” – Unknown
“You can’t pick your family, but you can pick the unhinged friends who make life a rollercoaster.” – Unknown
“Friends make you laugh until your face hurts… then some unhinged friends make you question reality.” – Unknown
“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then we can start slightly unhinged over again.” – Unknown
Quotes About Friends Who Accept Your Madness
“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them… and remembers them when you’ve forgotten.” – Unknown
“Friendship isn’t about being normal. It’s about being perfectly unhinged together.” – Unknown
“We’re the kind of friends who will dance in the rain, scream at the TV, and laugh at nonsense.” – Unknown
“Life without unhinged friends is like a cake without frosting… bland and slightly disappointing.” – Unknown
“Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re slightly unhinged somewhere in the darkness.” – Unknown
“Your weirdness matched my weirdness, and together we created chaos. That’s friendship.” – Unknown
“You don’t find crazy friends, crazy friends find you.” – Unknown
“Some friends are just companions. Slightly unhinged friends are the adventure.” – Unknown
“I love my friends like I love chocolate: sweet, slightly nutty, and sometimes leaving me in shock.” – Unknown
“You know your friendship is real when your conversations are 50% jokes, 50% nonsense, and 100% chaos.” – Unknown
Closing Funny Quotes on Friendship
“Friends pick us up when we fall, and the slightly unhinged ones make us fall harder… but with style.” – Unknown
“Normal friends give advice. Unhinged friends give life lessons in the most chaotic way.” – Unknown
“If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my life jacket… but only after making you laugh hysterically.” – Unknown
“Friends are the family we choose, but unhinged friends are the family that makes the holidays memorable.” – Unknown
“Life’s too short to have boring friends… or boring conversations. Thank goodness for our kind of madness.” – Unknown
“Some friends are therapists; some are disasters. We’re both, and it’s perfect.” – Unknown
“Here’s to slightly unhinged friends: the ones who make us laugh, scream, and question our sanity—all in one day.” – Unknown
Final Thoughts!
That’s the end of our collection of 65 funny quotes about slightly unhinged friends. Let’s get real, slightly unhinged friends are the best kind of friends. They are the one that pushes boundaries, make us break rules, and make our ordinary days extraordinary. Laugh with them through this collection of quotes.


