Ready to bring some barnyard humor into your life? Whether you’re an animal lover, farmer, or just someone who loves a good pun, we’ve collected 60 hilarious farm animal quotes here for you.
Let’s get cracking (pun intended)!
Funny Cow Quotes
“Moo-dy but fabulous.” — Unknown
“What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.” — Classic Joke
“Udderly amazing.” — Unknown
“Party till the cows come home.” — Old Saying
“Cow-abunga, dude!” — Pop Culture Play on Cowabunga
“I’m amoosed by everything.” — Unknown
“Don’t have a cow, man.” — Bart Simpson, The Simpsons
“Cowspiracy: The secret life of moo.” — Pun on Conspiracy
“In the moo-d for love.” — Unknown
“Mooove over, I’m fabulous.” — Unknown
“Udder nonsense.” — Unknown
“Holy cow!” — Old Expression
“Moo-ve it or lose it.” — Unknown
“Herd you were looking for me.” — Unknown
“Milk it for all it’s worth.” — Classic Saying
Funny Pig Quotes
“Don’t go bacon my heart.” — Parody of Elton John & Kiki Dee song
“Ham it up!” — Unknown
“You’re bacon me crazy.” — Unknown
“What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.” — Classic Joke
“This little piggy went to market… and never came back.” — Unknown
“Pigs are just dogs with better makeup.” — Unknown
“Keep calm and hog on.” — Inspired by Keep Calm slogan
“Pig out like nobody’s watching.” — Unknown
“Swine and dine.” — Unknown
“I like big snouts and I cannot lie.” — Parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot lyric
“Some pig!” — E.B. White, Charlotte’s Web
“Don’t hog all the snacks.” — Unknown
“You’re sow special.” — Unknown
“Hogs and kisses.” — Unknown
“Pork-fection at its finest.” — Unknown
Funny Chicken Quotes
“Guess what? Chicken butt.” — Childhood Joke
“Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.” — Classic Joke
“Cluck yeah!” — Unknown
“Just wing it.” — Unknown
“No fowl play here.” — Unknown
“Winner, winner, chicken dinner.” — Old Saying
“Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” — Proverb
“Pecking order: I’m on top.” — Unknown
“Cooped up and loving it.” — Unknown
“Poultry in motion.” — Unknown
“Hen-tertainment guaranteed.” — Unknown
“Bawk-tastic!” — Unknown
“Fluff and stuff.” — Unknown
“Feeling peckish?” — Unknown
“Stop squawking and start walking.” — Unknown
Funny Sheep & Goat Quotes
“You’ve goat to be kidding me.” — Unknown
“Ewe complete me.” — Unknown
“Bleat it like you mean it.” — Unknown
“Don’t bleat around the bush.” — Unknown
“Keep calm and graze on.” — Unknown
“Fleece Navidad.” — Holiday Pun
“I goat this.” — Unknown
“Lamb it up!” — Unknown
“Ewe are my sunshine.” — Unknown
“Stop bleating and start eating.” — Unknown
“Goat big or go home.” — Unknown
“What the bleat?” — Unknown
“Mo-hair, don’t care.” — Unknown
“Shear genius.” — Unknown
“Udderly in love with the barn life.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts
Farm animals bring laughter and joy like nothing else. These 60 hilarious farm animal quotes are perfect for your Pinterest board or just enough to brighten your day.
Which quote is your favorite? Share it in the comments!
