Let’s be honest – spiritual growth can be amazing, healing, and transformative. But sometimes it also gets a lot messy and hilarious. To face it and laugh, read 60+ Funny Spiritual Quotes to Lift Your Soul.
Let’s dive in and share a laugh!
Funny Quotes About Meditation and Mindfulness
My mind is like a bad neighborhood—I try not to go there alone.” – Anne Lamott
“Meditation: Because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” – Anonymous
“Tried meditating once. Ended up thinking about snacks, my ex, and why flamingos exist.” – Unknown
“I’m just a spirit having a human meltdown.” – Anonymous
“Mindfulness: The art of thinking about everything while pretending to think about nothing.” – Unknown
“I was going to meditate, but then I got distracted by my own brilliance.” – Unknown
“Meditation is the only time I actively try to do nothing and still feel like I’m doing it wrong.” – Unknown
“Zen: When you smile without knowing why.” – Unknown
“Meditation: where thoughts go to throw a wild party.” – Unknown
“Don’t just do something—sit there!” – Thich Nhat Hanh (humorous reframe)
“Enlightenment is when a wave realizes it is the ocean—and still complains about Mondays.” – Unknown
“I’m spiritual, not perfect. There’s a difference.” – Unknown
“The road to enlightenment is long… mostly because I keep stopping for snacks.” – Unknown
“I would be more enlightened if people stopped annoying me.” – Unknown
“My chakras were aligned until someone cut me off in traffic.” – Unknown
“The universe gives me signs. I just keep asking for clearer ones.” – Unknown
“I’m not sure if it’s a spiritual awakening or just a caffeine overdose.” – Unknown
“Every time I try to align my energy, my Wi-Fi drops.” – Unknown
“I saged my house and now even the ghosts won’t hang out with me.” – Unknown
“Being spiritually woke and emotionally petty is a delicate balance.” – Unknown
“Apparently you can’t just sage bad vibes away if you’re the one creating them.” – Unknown
“The path to inner peace includes snacks and Wi-Fi.” – Unknown
“I asked the universe for a sign, and it sent me a spam email.” – Unknown
“Raise your vibration—but like, after coffee.” – Unknown
“I tried to awaken my third eye but accidentally opened my DoorDash app instead.” – Unknown
Cosmic Comedy: When the Universe Has Jokes
“The universe always has a plan. Mine just seems to involve a lot of waiting.” – Unknown
“They said ‘trust the process.’ No one mentioned how chaotic the process would be.” – Unknown
“Ask the universe and you shall receive… eventually… maybe… we’ll see.” – Unknown
“I threw my problems to the universe, and the universe threw them back with a plot twist.” – Unknown
“You can’t spell ‘spiritual journey’ without a few WTF moments.” – Unknown
“The universe loves a good sense of humor—it gave me spiritual growth and student loans.” – Unknown
“I manifested peace and got jury duty.” – Unknown
“I told the universe I was ready to grow… now everything’s falling apart. Growth, huh?” – Unknown
“Spirituality: where ‘everything happens for a reason’ makes you cry and laugh at the same time.” – Unknown
“The universe said I was ready. I respectfully disagreed.” – Unknown
“I finally surrendered… and then the universe said, ‘Now the real fun begins.'” – Unknown
“Every time I think I’ve reached spiritual maturity, I step on a Lego and regress instantly.” – Unknown
“My spiritual guide is probably shaking their head right now.” – Unknown
“Trust the universe… unless it’s Mercury retrograde. Then trust no one.” – Unknown
“Mercury in retrograde has taught me patience. And how to cry quietly at work.” – Unknown
Humor for the Soul
“I’m on a spiritual journey. I just make pit stops for tacos.” – Unknown
“You are a divine being… who still needs to charge their phone.” – Unknown
“Spiritual people don’t yell. We chant aggressively.” – Unknown
“Do no harm, but take no crap… Namaste.” – Unknown
“The vibes are high… mostly because I had three cups of coffee.” – Unknown
“Your aura is lovely. Is it lavender-scented, or are you just stress-sweating like me?” – Unknown
“I didn’t lose my way—I took a scenic detour through chaos.” – Unknown
“Spiritually grounded but emotionally unstable? Welcome, friend.” – Unknown
“I told my inner child it was safe. She still asked for snacks and therapy.” – Unknown
“Namaste in bed today.” – Unknown
“Some call it procrastination. I call it spiritual incubation.” – Unknown
“You can’t pour from an empty cup. You can, however, fill it with wine.” – Unknown
“Vibrate higher, but also… lower your expectations.” – Unknown
“I tried manifesting. All I got was hungry.” – Unknown
“Raise your vibration—but lower your voice. I’m meditating.” – Unknown
“I let go and let God. Now I’m trying to figure out how to get it back.” – Unknown
“You’re not lost—just spiritually rerouted.” – Unknown
“Peace begins with a smile. And maybe a margarita.” – Unknown
“I’m just here, living, loving, and occasionally losing it.” – Unknown
“You are the sky. Everything else is just weather. Except Mercury retrograde. That’s a full-on storm.” – Inspired by Pema Chödrön
Bonus Quote to End on a Light Note
“Remember: Even Buddha probably rolled his eyes once or twice.” – Unknown
Final Thoughts: Let Your Soul Laugh
If there’s one thing that we’ve learned from our chaotic life, it’s this: there’s always way to laugh and laughter is also a spiritual practice. So next time, you find something heavy, look for ways to laugh or visit here.
Which quote made you laugh out loud? Share this with your favorite spiritual BFF who loves a good vibe and a good joke.
