Love is beautiful. Love is also confusing, dramatic, expensive, and occasionally makes you question all your life choices. And honestly? Sometimes the only way to survive love is to laugh at it. In this blog, we’ve gathered 50 Funny Love Quotes That Will Make You Laugh.
Whether you’re happily in love, painfully single, casually dating, or emotionally attached to your food delivery app, these funny love quotes will hit home.
So grab a coffee, unclench your jaw, and let’s laugh our way through love instead of crying into our pillows.
Funny Love Quotes About Relationships Being a Beautiful Mess
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schultz
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell
“Love is blind, but marriage restores sight.” — Georg Lichtenberg
“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” — Brendan Behan
“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” — Anonymous
“The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.” — Blaise Pascal
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights.” — Erich Segal
“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” — Agatha Christie
“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” — Anonymous
“Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valéry
“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” — Audrey Hepburn
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” — Rodney Dangerfield
“Love is an ocean of emotions surrounded by expenses.” — Lord Dewar
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” — Henny Youngman
Funny Love Quotes About Dating, Crushes, and Emotional Confusion
“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.” — Anonymous
“Love is like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
“I fell in love at first sight. I should have taken a second look.” — Anonymous
“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin
“A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.” — Spanish Proverb
“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love.” — Dr. Seuss
“Dating is like shopping for clothes. You try stuff on, see what fits, and hope it doesn’t fall apart after one wash.” — Anonymous
“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.” — Anonymous
“Love is friendship set on fire.” — Jeremy Taylor
“I knew I loved you when I stopped being scared of losing you and started being scared of hurting you.” — Anonymous
“Love is telling someone to go away and secretly hoping they don’t.” — Anonymous
“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.” — Elinor Glyn
“Being in love is embarrassing. You know too much about another person.” — Craig Ferguson
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.” — Katharine Hepburn
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry… which is good, because you’ll mess up a lot.” — Anonymous
“I love you even when I’m hungry.” — Anonymous
Funny Love Quotes for Married Life and Long-Term Relationships
“Marriage is like a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” — Anonymous
“Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
“A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.” — Anonymous
“Marriage is just texting each other ‘Do we need anything from the store?’ forever.” — Anonymous
“Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” — Franklin P. Jones
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” — Mignon McLaughlin
“Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” — Ogden Nash
“The four most important words in any marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” — Anonymous
“Love is when you sit beside someone doing nothing, yet you feel perfectly happy.” — Anonymous
“Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.” — Anonymous
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” — Groucho Marx
“True love stories never have endings.” — Richard Bach
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” — Dr. Seuss
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” — Aristotle
“A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.” — André Maurois
“The best marriages are built on teamwork, humor, and a shared dislike of the same people.” — Anonymous
“Grow old with me. The best is yet to be.” — Robert Browning
Final Thoughts: Laughing Is the Real Love Language
Love doesn’t always look like movie scenes and poetic confessions. Most days, it looks like mismatched socks, forgotten replies, inside jokes, and laughing through the chaos together. And honestly, that’s what makes it real.
So whether love has you smiling, sighing, or shaking your head right now, remember this: if you can laugh together, you’re probably doing something right. Now go ahead — save this post, share it, or send your favorite quote to someone who makes your life a little funnier.
