If you’re looking for words to make Father’s Day unforgettable? Whether your dad tells you the world’s worst advice or rock summer with a hoodie, we’ve curated 50 funny Father’s Day quotes that will make him laugh. Don’t forget to read and select your favorite one to share to your dad.
Let’s dive into the dad-itude.
Classic Dad Joke Energy
“Dad: A man with infinite patience for dad jokes and absolutely no patience for technology.”
—Anonymous
“I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then hugged my siblings and me.”
—@DadsOfHumor
“Fathers are great. They teach us how to fix things, drive stick shift, and emotionally suppress everything until it’s funny.”
—@VeryDadThings
“Some superheroes wear capes. Mine wears cargo shorts and grills meat.”
—Anonymous
“Behind every great kid is a father who’s pretty sure he’s screwing it all up.”
—Jim Gaffigan
For the Dad Who Thinks He’s Funny (He’s Not Wrong)
“Having children is like living in a frat house—nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”
—Ray Romano
“Dads are like boomerangs. I hope mine comes back from the hardware store soon.”
—@RetailDad
“You can tell what was in a dad’s toolbox by what he now uses to fix his back.”
—@MiddleAgeMood
“My father didn’t tell me how to live. He lived, and I watched him do weird stuff with duct tape.”
—Anonymous
“Dad taught me everything I know… about how to fall asleep sitting upright.”
—@TooTiredDad
Grills, Bills, and Dad Skills
“Fatherhood is mostly just googling how to fix things and pretending you already knew.”
—@DadOnTheInternet
“Father’s Day: The one day dads get control of the remote without a fight.”
—@TVKingDad
“My dad’s favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. He calls it lunch.”
—@DadBodsUnite
“Dads have a black belt in flipping burgers and flipping channels.”
—Anonymous
“My dad’s wallet hasn’t closed properly since 1987. It’s a filing cabinet now.”
—@BackPocketFacts
When You Love Him, But Also Roast Him a Little
“Happy Father’s Day to the guy who still doesn’t understand TikTok but thinks he’s hilarious on Facebook.”
—@MillennialMood
“Shoutout to my dad for teaching me what sarcasm is. Not that I appreciate it or anything.”
—@GratefulKid
“I asked my dad what he wanted for Father’s Day. He said, ‘For you to stop asking questions.’”
—Anonymous
“Thanks, Dad, for not telling mom about that thing that one time. You’re the real MVP.”
—@FamilySecrets
“To the man who told me I’d ‘understand when I’m older’—I’m older. I still don’t get it.”
—@AdultingFail
Tech-Savvy Dads? Not So Much.
“My dad once texted me ‘LOL’ thinking it meant ‘lots of love.’ I was telling him someone died.”
—@DigitalDadFails
“Father’s Day idea: Show dad how to switch HDMI inputs without making him feel attacked.”
—@SmartTVAnxiety
“Dad still calls Google ‘The Googles.’”
—@GenZProblems
“Dads are proof you can love someone and still want to take the remote away.”
—@ScreenWars
“He may not know how to use emojis, but he sends the funniest GIFs—by accident.”
—Anonymous
“Dad Life = Chaos + Punchlines”
“Becoming a dad is like joining a club where you’re constantly tired and covered in weird stains.”
—@NewDadVibes
“Dads are just grown kids with car keys and a grill obsession.”
—Anonymous
“I once asked Dad for money and he said, ‘Let me check with the Board of Directors,’ and pointed to Mom.”
—@ClassicDadMoves
“Fatherhood: Where your favorite chair becomes a throne and your jokes become mandatory.”
—@DadMoodDaily
“Dad’s version of bonding is teaching you how to mow the lawn in a perfect spiral.”
—@YardWorkGuru
“Heartfelt, with a Side of Humor”
“A good father is someone you laugh with, cry with, and mostly just argue with about how to barbecue.”
—@BBQBonding
“Dad, I love how you pretend to not cry during Pixar movies. Stay strong, king.”
—@FeelingsHappen
“Happy Father’s Day to the guy who made ‘dad reflexes’ a sport.”
—@CatchBeforeItFalls
“Thanks for not turning the car around even though you said you would.”
—Anonymous
“Cheers to the man who makes bad jokes but somehow makes everything better.”
—@AllTheDads
“Funny. True. Unforgettable.”
“Dad’s superpower? Knowing how to fix anything with duct tape—and awkward silence.”
—@DadMacGyver
“You can’t scare me. I was raised by a dad who never turned the heat on.”
—@SurvivorChild
“If dads had a dating profile: Loves naps, lawn care, and jokes no one laughs at.”
—@SwipeRightForDad
“Thanks for always believing in me, even when I lost the remote you still haven’t found.”
—Anonymous
“A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.”
—Steve Martin
Bonus Round: 10 One-Liner Zingers for Dad’s Day Card
“You da man, Dad! (Just don’t dance again, please.)”
—@KidWithBoundaries
“World’s Okayest Dad—still a legend.”
—@SarcasticGold
“Father’s Day: Your official license to nap loudly.”
—Anonymous
“You taught me how to drive, and I’m only mildly traumatized. Thanks!”
—@SpeedyDad
“You’re my hero, even if your fanny pack says otherwise.”
—@FashionPolice
“To the man who can fix anything… except his browser tabs.”
—@ChromeOverload
“Dad, you were right. About everything. Let’s never talk about it again.”
—Anonymous
“Behind every great kid is a dad who taught them sarcasm.”
—@HouseOfHumor
“You’ve got jokes, Dad. And somehow, we keep laughing.”
—@LaughTrackFamily
“Thanks for being you, Dad. And for never figuring out how to use Instagram.”
—@TechSavvyKid
Final: Share the Laughs This Father’s Day
That’s the wrap-up of our collection of 50 Funny Father’s Day Quotes. We hope that you found some of the relatable and hillarious jokes that you can share to your father to make him laugh.
