Hello dear! if you’re looking for some hilarious, relatable quotes for your best friend or to just brighten your day. Well, you’re in the right place. We’ve carefully curated 50+ funny best friend quotes for endless laughter which will be perfect for captions, card or just sharing when you guys need to laugh. Let’s dive in!
Silly & Sarcastic Quotes That Nail the Vibe
“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” — Unknown
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” — Elbert Hubbard, credited in Woman’s Day
“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone.” — Unknown (and sometimes attributed to humorous anonymous sources)
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone. They join in and make it twice as fun.” — Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” — Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” — Unknown
“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” — Unknown
“You and I are more than friends — we’re like a really small gang.” — Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even worse.” — Unknown
“We’ll always be friends until we’re old and senile… then we can be new friends!” — Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare people.” — Unknown
“We’ll always be friends… because you know too much.” — Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, and shenanigans.” — Unknown
Relatable & Conversation‑Style Comedic Quotes
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” — Marlene Dietrich
“Finding friends with the same mental disorder: priceless.” — Unknown f
“Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen in public with you.” — Unknown
“Friends are therapists you can drink with.” — Unknown
“I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.” — Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be anywhere else.” — Unknown
“A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.” — Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” — Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.” — Unknown
“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.” — Jay McInerny
“Everyone has that one annoying friend, if you don’t have one then it’s probably you.” — Unknown
“We’re the same kind of weird.” — Unknown
“The ‘she’ to my ‘nanigans’.” — Unknown
“When I say I’ll keep a secret, just know that promise doesn’t include my best friend.” — Unknown
“We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.” — Unknown
“Yes, we know how obnoxious we are together. No, we don’t care.” — Unknown
“Friends are like bras—close to your heart and there for support.” — Unknown
Famous & Literary Fun: Wit from Celebs & Authors
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” — Mark Twain
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” — Greg Tamblyn
“It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.” — Mignon McLaughlin
“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” — Oprah Winfrey
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.” — Sallust
“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” — Robert Brault
“No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.” — Unknown
“If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.” — Unknown
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’” — A. A. Milne
Quick Quips & One‑Liners You Can Drop Anytime
“I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this.” — Unknown
“I’d take a nerf bullet for you.” — Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” — Unknown
“Friends are like condoms…” repeated pun? Covered above.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Unknown
Nostalgia & Pop‑Culture Humor
Friends (TV show):
- “Could I be wearing any more clothes?” — Joey
- “We were on a break!” — Ross
- “Pivot!” — Ross (and Chandler) struggling up the stairs with a couch
- “Joey doesn’t share food!” — Joey
- “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler
- “How you doin’?” — Joey
BONUS – Original Voice Chatty Lines (so you can personalize!)
“Only you would [funny inside joke]. I wouldn’t survive it without you.”
“If I had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, I’d be retired by now.”
“Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, designated driver, and snack supplier.”
“Who else is going to help me remember who I was before adulting was a thing?”
“You’re the only one who can humiliate me and still get invited to my wedding.”
Wrapping Up with Love & Laughter
That’s the wrap-up of our collection of 50+ funny best friend quotes for endless laughter. I hoped you enjoyed the collection and found something that you loved or laugh. Drop your favorite quote below or suggest one we missed—I’m always up for more laughter! Share with your bestie and light up their day.
