We all think that love is something that we need to be serious, poetic, and romantic. Sometimes, it’s hilarious. If you’re someone who loves to make good chuckles with a romantic side, you’re in the right place. In this blog, we’ve gathered 200 Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh and Love More
These quotes are perfect for sharing with your partner, spicing up your wedding vows, or simply brightening your special day. So sit back, relax, and get ready to smile your way through love.
Quick Laughs About Love
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
“I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. Just a little nutty, but sweet.” – Unknown
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.” – Unknown
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah
“I solemnly swear I am up to no cuddling… wait, yes I am!” – Unknown
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
“Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
“Forget butterflies—I feel the entire zoo when I’m with you.” – Unknown
“I love you more than pizza. There, I said it.” – Unknown
“You had me at ‘free Wi-Fi.'” – Unknown
“Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you this quote.” – Unknown
“You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it. Just don’t max out the emotional credit card.” – Unknown
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni.” – Unknown
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing, but still thinking they’re cute.” – Unknown
“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard… and then stay inside with hot cocoa.” – Unknown
The Couple Chronicles
“Marriage is just texting each other ‘Do we need anything from the grocery store?’ until one of you dies.” – Unknown
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.” – Unknown
“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown
“My husband thinks I’m crazy, but he’s the one who married me!” – Unknown
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henny Youngman
“In every relationship, one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” – Henny Youngman
“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown
“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.” – Henny Youngman
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” – Henny Youngman
“Why do married people live longer? Because they can’t argue with their spouses if they’re dead.” – Unknown
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson
“Love may be blind, but marriage is a true test of sight.” – Unknown
“My wife says I never listen to her… or something like that.” – Unknown
Awkward and Adorable
“Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not so you can get someone you can’t stand to like you.” – Unknown
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss
“I like you more than pizza. And I really love pizza.” – Unknown
“If you want to know how much I love you, count the stars. Then multiply that by tacos.” – Unknown
“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?” – Chandler Bing (Friends)
“You’re my favorite notification.” – Unknown
“You’re the avocado to my toast: extra, expensive, and I still want more.” – Unknown
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – 50 Cent
“I’m yours. No refunds.” – Unknown
“You make my heart race… like when I see my phone at 1% battery.” – Unknown
“You’re weird. I like that.” – Unknown
“Our love is like a romantic comedy… minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.” – Unknown
“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.” – Unknown
“Being with you feels like winning at a claw machine. Rare, random, but totally worth it.” – Unknown
“You’re the cheese to my fries—sometimes a mess, but oh so good.” – Unknown
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” – Unknown
“I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but I can promise you won’t have to face them alone… unless it’s spiders.” – Unknown
“I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. Then to you.” – Unknown
“Together, we’re like a really small gang. But with snacks.” – Unknown
From Swipe Right to Mr./Ms. Right
“You had me at ‘we hate the same people.'” – Unknown
“I love you even when you interrupt my scrolling.” – Unknown
“My love for you is like Wi-Fi. You can’t see it, but it’s there… and it’s kind of slow sometimes.” – Unknown
“True love is adding someone to your Netflix account.” – Unknown
“Love is tagging you in memes that perfectly describe our relationship.” – Unknown
“We matched. So now you’re stuck with me.” – Unknown
“You’re my favorite reason to keep my dating apps deleted.” – Unknown
“We go together like copy and paste.” – Unknown
“Our love story started with a swipe and now it’s a full-on group chat.” – Unknown
“Love is accidentally liking their post from 2012, and them still liking you back.” – Unknown
“We met online, but my love for you is offline and 100% real.” – Unknown
“You’re the only match I won’t ghost.” – Unknown
“I fell for you faster than an outdated app crashes.” – Unknown
“I was looking for Wi-Fi, and I found love.” – Unknown
“You had me at the first GIF reply.” – Unknown
“You’re the one I want to order food with forever.” – Unknown
“Our relationship status: buffering, but getting there.” – Unknown
“I knew it was real when you didn’t judge my screen time report.” – Unknown
“You had me at ‘dogs or cats?'” – Unknown
“Modern love: we text more than we talk, and it still works.” – Unknown
Star-Studded Snark
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” – Robert Frost
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” – Groucho Marx
“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” – H. L. Mencken
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
“I’m not afraid of commitment. I just don’t want to pick up anyone’s socks.” – Chris Rock
“They say love is more important than money… Have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?” – Unknown
“Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” – Unknown
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry… unless you’re wrong, which you usually are.” – Unknown
“Happily ever after is not a fairy tale—it’s a choice. Usually made while sleep-deprived.” – Unknown
“Marriage is when you agree to spend the rest of your life sleeping in a room that’s too warm, beside someone who’s too cold.” – Unknown
“Love is a lot like a backache—unseen on the X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” – Mae West
“Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.” – Unknown
“Marriage: when dating goes pro.” – Unknown
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” – Unknown
“You know it’s true love when you’re willing to share your fries… and only steal a few back.” – Unknown
Text-Worthy Love
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. Slightly nutty but essential.” – Unknown
“You had me at ‘I brought snacks.’” – Unknown
“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard (and probably a space heater).” – Unknown
“We go together like copy and paste.” – Unknown
“You’re my favorite notification.” – Unknown
“I love you like a dog loves belly rubs.” – Unknown
“Our texts are 50% planning and 50% memes.” – Unknown
“You’re the reason my phone battery drains so fast—and I don’t even mind.” – Unknown
“Let’s never stop texting each other from the same couch.” – Unknown
“You’re my emergency contact… for snacks and cuddles.” – Unknown
“I like you more than my morning coffee. And I really love coffee.” – Unknown
“You’re my favorite reason to stare at my phone and giggle like an idiot.” – Unknown
“If emojis could talk, mine would scream ‘I love you!’” – Unknown
“You’re the only person who can make autocorrect worth fighting.” – Unknown
“Love is when you finish each other’s… texts.” – Unknown
“I fell for you faster than I fall down when walking and texting.” – Unknown
“Our love story? Powered by Wi-Fi and sarcasm.” – Unknown
“Every ‘ding’ could be spam, but I hope it’s you.” – Unknown
“Texting you feels like that first sip of soda after a long day.” – Unknown
“I miss you like my phone misses 100% battery.” – Unknown
Embrace the Madness
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Unknown
“Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you that weird selfie.” – Unknown
“You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.” – Unknown
“I followed my heart, and it led me into the fridge.” – Unknown
“Love is the only kind of fire that is never covered by insurance.” – Unknown
“You + Me = One confused but happy mess.” – Unknown
“I knew it was love when I let you have the last slice of pizza.” – Unknown
“You drive me crazy… in a cute, hold-my-hand kind of way.” – Unknown
“Our relationship status: chaotic good.” – Unknown
“I love you so much, I’d share my fries. That’s serious.” – Unknown
“If you were a movie, you’d be a romantic comedy—mostly sweet with a touch of ridiculous.” – Unknown
“You’re my favorite daily disaster.” – Unknown
“You make me smile like a dork in public.” – Unknown
“We’re the human version of a typo that somehow works.” – Unknown
“If loving you is crazy, I don’t want to be sane.” – Unknown
“You’re my favorite distraction from being a responsible adult.” – Unknown
“You’re like sunshine… if sunshine had a mischievous streak and sent memes at midnight.” – Unknown
“We may not have it all together, but together we have all the nonsense.” – Unknown
“Crazy in love? More like comfy in chaos.” – Unknown
Keep Laughing, Keep Loving
“Love is being weird together… and still being into it.” – Unknown
“You’re the spoon to my cereal—totally necessary.” – Unknown
“I love you more than my dog loves barking at nothing.” – Unknown
“You’re the reason I can’t stop smiling (and why people think I’m texting a secret crush… they’re right).” – Unknown
“I’m yours. Deal with it.” – Unknown
“You had me at ‘I won’t judge your snacks.’” – Unknown
“You + Me = Awkward couple goals.” – Unknown
“Let’s grow old and still blame each other for stealing the covers.” – Unknown
“You’re the only person I’ll share my dessert with. That’s real love.” – Unknown
“We’re a perfect match—like chaos and glitter.” – Unknown
“I didn’t fall for you. You tripped me.” – Unknown
“You keep me grounded. Mostly because you steal the blankets and I can’t move.” – Unknown
“I love you more than a kid loves snow days.” – Unknown
“You give me butterflies—like the ones you get before a rollercoaster. Terrified but thrilled.” – Unknown
“I still get excited when I see your name pop up… even if it’s just to remind me we’re out of milk.” – Unknown
“You’re like a software update—unexpected, slightly inconvenient, but totally worth it.” – Unknown
“Every day with you is like a blooper reel. And I love it.” – Unknown
“You’re the plot twist I never saw coming, but wouldn’t change for the world.” – Unknown
“I love you more than naps. And that’s saying something.” – Unknown
“Here’s to being the weirdest couple in the group chat.” – Unknown
“Together we laugh, cry, and confuse everyone else.” – Unknown
“You’re my favorite person to do absolutely nothing with.” – Unknown
“We don’t make sense. And that’s exactly why we make it work.” – Unknown
“You’re my favorite accident.” – Unknown
“Love isn’t perfect, but it sure is funny with you around.” – Unknown
Love Logic (That Makes No Sense… But Somehow Works)
“Love is the only kind of math where 1+1 = a messy kitchen and empty fridge.” – Unknown
“They say love is blind. I say love just needs glasses and a good sense of humor.” – Unknown
“Love makes you do weird things—like give up the remote control.” – Unknown
“I love you more than I hate doing dishes. That’s deep.” – Unknown
“You had me at ‘I hate people too.'” – Unknown
“Our love story is basically a rom-com… minus the glam wardrobe and Hollywood lighting.” – Unknown
“Love doesn’t make sense—if it did, you wouldn’t like me back.” – Unknown
“We’re like a 3 AM snack. Probably not the best idea, but totally satisfying.” – Unknown
“Love is when you agree to share your fries… even though you secretly don’t want to.” – Unknown
“You’re the only person I’d split my last chicken nugget with.” – Unknown
“I didn’t choose the love life, the love life chose me. Poor decision, honestly.” – Unknown
“You’re the answer to all my questions—mostly the weird ones.” – Unknown
“Love is not logical. If it were, I wouldn’t still be laughing at your dad jokes.” – Unknown
“You’re the glitch in my love software—but somehow, it works.” – Unknown
“We fit together like mismatched socks. It works, somehow.” – Unknown
“You love me even when I’m hangry. That’s real.” – Unknown
“If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d be rich enough to buy us matching pajamas.” – Unknown
“You’re my favorite distraction from doing actual life things.” – Unknown
“Love is patient, love is kind… but also slightly unhinged.” – Unknown
“I love you even when you eat my leftovers without asking.” – Unknown
“You’re my human version of ‘Ugh, fine, I love you anyway.'” – Unknown
“We don’t make sense on paper, but in memes—we’re perfect.” – Unknown
Love Notes Left in the Chaos
“You’re the reason I triple-check my texts for typos—and still send them anyway.” – Unknown
“Let’s be that old couple who still flirts at the grocery store.” – Unknown
“You + Me = Half naps, half snacks, full love.” – Unknown
“Love is waking up and realizing you stole all the blankets again… and I still adore you.” – Unknown
“You’re my favorite unexpected plot twist.” – Unknown
“If I had to choose between you and tacos… I’d pause. Then choose you.” – Unknown
“You’re the reason I set my alarm five minutes earlier. Just to cuddle longer.” – Unknown
“Our love is like laundry—it keeps piling up in beautiful chaos.” – Unknown
“I love you even on Mondays. That’s commitment.” – Unknown
“You’re my person. My partner-in-crime. My blanket hog.” – Unknown
“You’re the reason my Google searches are now full of weird recipes and romantic getaways.” – Unknown
“If you were a song, you’d be the one I play on repeat while dancing terribly.” – Unknown
“Love is laughing at the same dumb joke every single time.” – Unknown
“You make chaos look adorable.” – Unknown
“I fell for you like a poorly-placed banana peel in a rom-com.” – Unknown
“Love is watching each other’s shows and pretending to care.” – Unknown
“Even when life’s a mess, I’m glad I’m in it with you.” – Unknown
“You’re my reminder that love doesn’t need to be perfect—it just needs to be real (and slightly hilarious).” – Unknown
“Let’s stay weird, stay close, and stay out of jail.” – Unknown
“Love is a shared dessert and a stolen hoodie.” – Unknown
“You’re my emergency contact for everything—including dumb decisions.” – Unknown
“Together, we’re writing the weirdest, cutest love story ever.” – Unknown
Final Thoughts
Let’s wrap up our collection of 200 Funny Love Quotes That Will Make You Laugh and Love More. I hope it’ll lighten up the challenging moments in your relationships and make the spark alive. So select your favorite one and share them with your loved one or use them as a reminder for both of you that love is indeed important but smiling and laughing together is also equally important.
Got a favorite quote? Drop it in the comments or share it with your sweetheart. Because life’s too short not to laugh your way through love.
