Let’s be honest for the next few minutes – Love is beautiful, but sometimes also a total weird thing in life. One minute you’re talking about future plans and life together, and the next moment, you’re both arguing about not flushing the toilet. Sound familiar? That’s what love is – a messy, chaotic, and weird but wonderful experience. So read 180 Love Is Weird Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh .
Let’s dive in!
Funny “Love Is Weird” Quotes for Couples Who Get It
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles M. Schulz
“Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” — Unknown
“Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valéry
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans
“Love is like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
“I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.” — Unknown
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero
“I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger.” — Unknown
“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” — Unknown
“Love is being each other’s emergency contact.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a kid loves candy.” — Unknown
“Our love story is like a romantic comedy, but with more snacks.” — Unknown
“If we were on a deserted island, I’d want Wi-Fi and you. In that order.” — Unknown
“You’re my favorite notification.” — Unknown
“Love is spending the entire weekend in your PJs and still calling it a romantic getaway.” — Unknown
“Love is like a booger. You pick at it, and it gets stuck. Then, you realize it’s not what you wanted after all.” — Unknown
“I love you more than naps, and that’s saying a lot.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I clean my house when I’m not expecting guests.” — Unknown
“Love is being weird together.” — Unknown
Quotes That Will Make You Go “Same!”
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!” — Unknown
“You’re the only person I want to share my fries with.” — Unknown
“I love you like a nerd loves his comic books.” — Unknown
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni.” — Unknown
“I love you more than my phone, and that’s saying something.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I smile like an idiot at my phone.” — Unknown
“I love you like peanut butter loves jelly.” — Unknown
“You’re the sprinkles to my ice cream cone.” — Unknown
“I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.” — Unknown
“You’re the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.” — Unknown
“I love you like a plant loves sunlight – I need you to grow.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I need therapy, but it’s worth it.” — Unknown
“I love you more than sleep, and I just love sleep.” — Unknown
“You’re the cause of my frequent tardiness. I can’t help it; I become entranced in your gaze.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a cat loves knocking things off the shelf.” — Unknown
“You’re like vintage cheese – you get tastier with age.” — Unknown
“Love is telling someone to go to hell and making them look forward to the trip.” — Unknown
“I love you like a penguin loves its mate for life.” — Unknown
“You’re the only fish in the sea for me, and trust me; I’ve seen a lot of fish.” — Unknown
“I love you more than Wi-Fi. And that’s saying something.” — Unknown
Weird Love = Real Love
“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” — Lynda Barry
“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” — Unknown
“I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.” — Unknown
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly and the cheese to my macaroni.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a bee loves honey.” — Unknown
“Love is being stupid together and still thinking it’s genius.” — Unknown
“I love you like a cat loves ignoring you until it’s dinner time.” — Unknown
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to buy milk.” — Joyce Brothers
“Love is being each other’s emergency contact.” — Unknown
“I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts.” — Unknown
“Love is sharing your Netflix password without hesitation.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a kid loves a snow day.” — Unknown
“You’re not just my love; you’re my weirdo.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a sloth loves slow dancing.” — Unknown
“Love is finding someone you can annoy for the rest of your life.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a cat loves knocking things off the shelf.” — Unknown
“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” — Unknown
“I love you like a penguin loves its mate for life.” — Unknown
“Love is being weird together.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a bee loves honey.” — Unknown
Quotes That Embrace the Quirks
“We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love.” — Dr. Seuss
“You complete me… and then you annoy me.” — Jerry Maguire
“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.” — Scrubs
“Marriage is about finding someone to share your weirdness with.” — Modern Family
“Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly driving me insane.” — Friends
“You’re my lobster.” — Friends
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” — 50 Cent
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford
“I love you more than yesterday—yesterday you were really annoying.” — Unknown
“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin
“Love is like a booger. You pick at it, and it gets stuck. Then, you realize it’s not what you wanted after all.” — Unknown
“I love you more than naps, and that’s saying a lot.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I clean my house when I’m not expecting guests.” — Unknown
“Love is being weird together.” — Unknown
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!” — Unknown
“You’re the only person I want to share my fries with.” — Unknown
“I love you like a nerd loves his comic books.” — Unknown
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni.” — Unknown
“I love you more than my phone, and that’s saying something.” — Unknown
Quotes That Embrace the Quirks
“We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love.” — Dr. Seuss
“You complete me… and then you annoy me.” — Jerry Maguire
“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.” — Scrubs
“Marriage is about finding someone to share your weirdness with.” — Modern Family
“Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly driving me insane.” — Friends
“You’re my lobster.” — Friends
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” — 50 Cent
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford
“I love you more than yesterday—yesterday you were really annoying.” — Unknown
“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin
“Love is like a booger. You pick at it, and it gets stuck. Then, you realize it’s not what you wanted after all.” — Unknown
“I love you more than naps, and that’s saying a lot.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I clean my house when I’m not expecting guests.” — Unknown
“Love is being weird together.” — Unknown
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!” — Unknown
“You’re the only person I want to share my fries with.” — Unknown
“I love you like a nerd loves his comic books.” — Unknown
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni.” — Unknown
“I love you more than my phone, and that’s saying something.” — Unknown
Smart, Silly, and Slightly Unhinged
“Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valéry
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans
“Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” — Unknown
“I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.” — Unknown
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero
“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.” — Unknown
“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” — Unknown
“Love is being each other’s emergency contact.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a kid loves candy.” — Unknown
“Our love story is like a romantic comedy, but with more snacks.” — Unknown
“If we were on a deserted island, I’d want Wi-Fi and you. In that order.” — Unknown
“You’re my favorite notification.” — Unknown
“Love is spending the entire weekend in your PJs and still calling it a romantic getaway.” — Unknown
“Love is like a booger. You pick at it, and it gets stuck. Then, you realize it’s not what you wanted after all.” — Unknown
“I love you more than naps, and that’s saying a lot.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I clean my house when I’m not expecting guests.” — Unknown
“Love is being weird together.” — Unknown
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!” — Unknown
“You’re the only person I want to share my fries with.” — Unknown
Weird Habits = True Intimacy
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans
“Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” — Unknown
“I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.” — Unknown
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero
“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.” — Unknown
“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” — Unknown
“Love is being each other’s emergency contact.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a kid loves candy.” — Unknown
“Our love story is like a romantic comedy, but with more snacks.” — Unknown
“If we were on a deserted island, I’d want Wi-Fi and you. In that order.” — Unknown
“You’re my favorite notification.” — Unknown
“Love is spending the entire weekend in your PJs and still calling it a romantic getaway.” — Unknown
“Love is like a booger. You pick at it, and it gets stuck. Then, you realize it’s not what you wanted after all.” — Unknown
“I love you more than naps, and that’s saying a lot.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I clean my house when I’m not expecting guests.” — Unknown
“Love is being weird together.” — Unknown
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!” — Unknown
“You’re the only person I want to share my fries with.” — Unknown
“I love you like a nerd loves his comic books.” — Unknown
Quotes for “We’ve Been Together Too Long” Vibes
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans
“Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” — Unknown
“I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.” — Unknown
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero
“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.” — Unknown
“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” — Unknown
“Love is being each other’s emergency contact.” — Unknown
“I love you more than a kid loves candy.” — Unknown
“Our love story is like a romantic comedy, but with more snacks.” — Unknown
“If we were on a deserted island, I’d want Wi-Fi and you. In that order.” — Unknown
“You’re my favorite notification.” — Unknown
“Love is spending the entire weekend in your PJs and still calling it a romantic getaway.” — Unknown
“Love is like a booger. You pick at it, and it gets stuck. Then, you realize it’s not what you wanted after all.” — Unknown
“I love you more than naps, and that’s saying a lot.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I clean my house when I’m not expecting guests.” — Unknown
“Love is being weird together.” — Unknown
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!” — Unknown
“You’re the only person I want to share my fries with.” — Unknown
“I love you like a nerd loves his comic books.” — Unknown
The Sweet Side of the Silly
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles M. Schulz
“You’re the butter to my toast, the breath to my life.” — Julia Child
“I love you even when you steal the covers.” — Unknown
“You are my favorite weirdo.” — Unknown
“You had me at ‘Let’s get takeout and watch something dumb.'” — Unknown
“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” — Unknown
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly—and sometimes just as messy.” — Unknown
“I love you more than tacos. And that’s serious.” — Unknown
“Together, we’re a complete sentence with bad grammar.” — Unknown
“You make me laugh even when I’m trying to be mad at you.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I smile at my phone like a dork.” — Unknown
“You’re my favorite notification and also my favorite distraction.” — Unknown
“You snore like a tractor, and I still love you. That’s real.” — Unknown
“You + Me = Strange but Effective.” — Unknown
“I fell in love the way you trip over a cat: awkwardly and while holding snacks.” — Unknown
“Thanks for loving me even when I’m hangry.” — Unknown
“Our love story is basically a blooper reel with a happy ending.” — Unknown
“If loving you is weird, I don’t want to be normal.” — Unknown
“You still make my heart do that little dance… even when you’re chewing loudly.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I know love can be both ridiculous and real.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts: Love Is Weird, and That’s the Point
Let’s wrap it up here for today.
Love isn’t supposed to be perfect. It’s supposed to be genuine and yours – awkward silences, inside jokes, weird fights, and all. If you have someone who’s weirdly lovely, share your favorite quotes with them and remind them that chaotic together is kind of beautiful.
Hope you enjoy our collection of 180 Love Is Weird Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh. Don’t forget to share your favorite quotes in the comments so that we can also read them again.
