Have you ever had such an awkward moment where you feel like laughing your heart when you see something that your partner does? Indeed Love also has such moments where you feel hilarious. Love isn’t always those red roses, candlelit dinners, and butterflies. It’s a mix-up of beautiful moments and hilarious moments that make love beautiful. So, in this blog, we’ve compiled 175 Hilarious Love Quotes About Relationships and Romance
Ready to dive into the funny side of romance? Let’s go!
Funny Love Quotes About Relationships
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schulz
“Before you marry a person, make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein
“Marriage is a wonderful institution… but who wants to live in an institution?” — Groucho Marx
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” — Dr. Seuss
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin
“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Pauline Thomason
“A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.” — Spanish Proverb
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Love is like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke
“Love is the only kind of fire that is never covered by insurance.” — Unknown
“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” — François de La Rochefoucauld
“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” — Thomas Dewar
“I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” — Chico Marx
“Love makes people do stupid things. Like, it made me send you this text.” — Unknown
“They say love is more important than money… Have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?” — Unknown
“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” — Russell Brand
“Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.” — Maya Angelou
“I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always.’” — Unknown
“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant
“Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage.” — Ambrose Bierce
Witty One-Liners About Romance
“Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valery
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” — Jules Renard
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” — Hussein Nishah
“I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.” — Elizabeth Evans
“If you love ’em in sweatpants, that’s real love.” — Unknown
“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” — H.L. Mencken
“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at dessert.” — Unknown
“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” — Tim Allen
“Love is telling someone their lipstick is smudged when it’s not.” — Unknown
“I’m not sure what the question is, but love is definitely the answer… or maybe tacos.” — Unknown
“If love were a movie, I’d rate it: dramatic, unpredictable, and no refunds.” — Unknown
“Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there’s plenty of room at both ends.” — Unknown
“Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.” — Unknown
“Falling in love is like eating chocolate. Always messy, totally worth it.” — Unknown
“Love is just a fancy word for constantly reminding someone to take out the trash.” — Unknown
“If you can survive someone singing in the shower daily, you’ve found true love.” — Unknown
“Swipe right if you like bad decisions.” — Modern Dating Wisdom
“Love is texting someone in the same house.” — Unknown
“I didn’t fall for you. You tripped me.” — Unknown
“Love makes you do the laundry for two people.” — Unknown
“Flirting is just a polite way of screaming ‘I like you!’ across the room.” — Unknown
“Love is when their annoying becomes your comfort noise.” — Unknown
Marriage and Long-Term Love—The Funny Truth
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years—then we met.” — Rodney Dangerfield
“Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” — Ogden Nash
“The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.” — Henny Youngman
“Marriage: when dating goes too far.” — Unknown
“Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.” — Unknown
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry… unless you forgot their birthday.” — Unknown
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” — Jim Carrey
“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me she was seeing two plumbers and a bartender.” — Rodney Dangerfield
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
“A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved really know what goes in it.” — Unknown
“My husband thinks I’m crazy, but I’m not the one who married me.” — Unknown
“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” — Unknown
“Divorce is the price people pay for being in love.” — Unknown
“Marriage is just texting each other ‘Do we need anything from the store?’ until one of you dies.” — Unknown
“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead—get married.” — Katharine Hepburn
“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” — Unknown
“In every good marriage, it helps to be a little deaf.” — Ruth Bader Ginsburg
“The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.” — Unknown
“You can’t have a happy marriage without a sense of humor… and a short memory.” — Unknown
“Marriage is mostly about knowing which drawer the batteries are in.” — Unknown
“In marriage, one person is always right. The other is the husband.” — Unknown
“Happily ever after is a lot of work.” — Unknown
Silly Quotes to Send to Your Crush
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?” — Unknown
“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.” — Unknown
“If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy.” — Unknown
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.” — Unknown
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” — 50 Cent
“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.” — Unknown
“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.” — Unknown
“You had me at ‘your dog is cute.'” — Unknown
“Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.” — Unknown
“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.” — Unknown
“Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.” — Unknown
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.” — Unknown
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?” — Unknown
“Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.” — Unknown
“You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.” — Unknown
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” — Unknown
“You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I check my phone with a smile on my face.” — Unknown
“Even if there wasn’t gravity, I’d still fall for you.” — Unknown
“If flirting was a sport, I’d be disqualified for excessive cuteness.” — Unknown
“Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” — Unknown
“You + me = ❤️. Basic math.” — Unknown
Quotes That Hit Too Close to Home
“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.” — Unknown
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni. And yes, sometimes I’m lactose intolerant.” — Unknown
“You had me at ‘I hate that person too.'” — Unknown
“Love is telling someone their hair looks great when it honestly looks like a small animal died on their head.” — Unknown
“You’re my favorite notification.” — Unknown
“I love you—but not enough to give you the last slice of pizza.” — Unknown
“Our love is like a good Wi-Fi signal—strong most days, but occasionally glitchy.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I check my phone during meetings.” — Unknown
“We go together like coffee and too much coffee.” — Unknown
“I love you more than I hate everyone else.” — Unknown
“You’re my person. Even when you steal the covers.” — Unknown
“We may fight like cats and dogs, but deep down we’re both just tired raccoons.” — Unknown
“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember—I put up with you too.” — Unknown
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… sticky, occasionally annoying, but I can’t live without you.” — Unknown
“True love is agreeing on what show to binge next.” — Unknown
“I fell in love with you because you joined my rants, not judged them.” — Unknown
“Our love story? A rom-com, but mostly the bloopers.” — Unknown
“You annoy me. But like, in a cute way.” — Unknown
“Love is not having to hide your snacks.” — Unknown
“We finish each other’s… snacks.” — Unknown
“Love is that feeling when you find someone who’s weird in the same way you are.” — Unknown
“You make me smile even when you’re the reason I want to scream.” — Unknown
Quotes from TV Shows and Movies
“I love you and I like you.” — Parks and Recreation
“Love is an open door!” — Frozen
“You complete me.” — Jerry Maguire
“You are the Jim to my Pam.” — The Office
“As you wish.” — The Princess Bride
“To me, you are perfect.” — Love Actually
“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” — The Lord of the Rings
“You had me at hello.” — Jerry Maguire
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” — Notting Hill
“You make me want to be a better man.” — As Good as It Gets
“It wasn’t over. It still isn’t over!” — The Notebook
“I’m in lesbians with you.” — Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
“I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out.” — When Harry Met Sally
“We’re all a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours… we fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” — Dr. Seuss (quoted in many films/shows)
“You’re my lobster!” — Friends
“You can’t handle the truth!” — Okay, not about love—but great during relationship arguments. — A Few Good Men
“I’m hopelessly devoted to you.” — Grease
“I wish I knew how to quit you.” — Brokeback Mountain
“It’s like I have ESPN or something.” — Mean Girls
“You are my greatest adventure.” — The Incredibles
“You had me at sarcasm.” — Every good sitcom ever
“You’re the best thing I never planned.” — Modern Rom-Com Wisdom
Hilarious Celebrity Takes on Love
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
“Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” — Chris Rock
“Love is an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo.” — Unknown
“The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.” — Gore Vidal
“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” — Groucho Marx
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” — Dr. Seuss
“I love you… even though you snore like a chainsaw.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“Love is the same as like, except you feel sexier.” — Judith Viorst
“They say love is blind. I disagree. Infatuation is blind, love is all-seeing.” — Beyoncé
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein
“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.” — Joyce Brothers
“In every good marriage, it helps to be a little deaf.” — Ruth Bader Ginsburg
“I married for love but the obvious side benefit of money can’t be ignored.” — Unknown
“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin
“I don’t understand love at first sight. It’s hard enough to understand it after 20 years.” — Marsha Warfield
“I don’t have exes, I have ‘y’s’. Like, ‘Y the hell did I date you?'” — Tiffany Haddish
“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other… unless it’s a heated blanket.” — Audrey Hepburn-ish
“Love is like a rollercoaster—fun, thrilling, and sometimes you scream.” — Steve Harvey
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry… unless you forgot to laugh at their joke.” — Jimmy Fallon
“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sweet and Funny Quotes That Still Melt the Heart
“I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot.” — Unknown
“You make me laugh even when I don’t want to smile.” — Unknown
“You had me at ‘no, I don’t like pineapple on pizza either.'” — Unknown
“I want to grow old with you and also grow fat eating cheese with you.” — Unknown
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly and the wifi to my soul.” — Unknown
“You’re my favorite person to do nothing with.” — Unknown
“Even when you’re grumpy, I still like you. A lot.” — Unknown
“You make my heart smile… and occasionally roll its eyes.” — Unknown
“Let’s be weird together forever.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I believe in love, and snacks after midnight.” — Unknown
“I didn’t plan on falling for you, and now I plan on staying.” — Unknown
“You + Me = A romantic comedy in progress.” — Unknown
“Home is wherever I’m with you… and there’s good Wi-Fi.” — Unknown
“You make me feel all warm and fuzzy, like fresh laundry.” — Unknown
“You’re my person, and I’m not giving you back.” — Unknown
“You’re better than chocolate. And that’s a bold statement.” — Unknown
“I love that you get my weird.” — Unknown
“I fell for you. Literally. I tripped. But it counts.” — Unknown
“I love doing life with you—even the boring errands part.” — Unknown
“You’re the spoon to my cereal. The sweet to my sour. The ‘yes’ to my weird ideas.” — Unknown
“Every day with you is my new favorite.” — Unknown
“You’re my happy place—even when you’re hogging the blanket.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts on Love and Laughter
Did you think love is all about making love together? I think love isn’t always perfect and what makes it beautiful is those moments when you both can laugh together through those awkward moments and imperfections.
Which quote made you laugh the hardest?
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