Sometimes we all say that we want to give up on this relationship. I mean relationship is never meant to be perfect – it’s supposed to be beautiful, messy, hilarious, and sometimes weird. And that’s what makes them so great. So here is our collection of 100 Funny Relationship Quotes That Say It All Without Saying Much.
Let’s get into it!
Funny Quotes About the Struggles (and Joys) of Being in a Relationship
“I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans
“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” — Anonymous
“If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin
“A relationship is when one person is always right and the other is the boyfriend.” — Anonymous
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” — Hussein Nishah
“Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when they said they didn’t want any.” — Charles Schultz
“We go together like copy and paste.” — Unknown
“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” — Unknown
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly—and sometimes, you’re the jelly stain on my shirt.” — Me, probably
“If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you. Maybe.” — Inspired by Titanic
“Being in a relationship means always having someone to blame for the missing remote.” — Unknown
“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Pauline Thomason
“A perfect couple? Nah, just two imperfect people who refuse to give up… or do the dishes.” — Unknown
“I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge. And then to you.” — Unknown
“My love language is sarcasm and snacks.” — Anonymous
“Relationships are just two people constantly asking, ‘What do you want to eat?'” — Unknown
“He stole my heart, so I’m taking his last name. And his fries.” — Anonymous
“Some people marry for love. Others just hate doing their own laundry.” — Unknown
“We’re a match made in mildly dysfunctional heaven.” — Anonymous
“You’re the reason I check the ‘crazy in love’ box.” — Beyoncé, if she had a form to fill
When the Truth Is Funnier Than Fiction
“You’re my favorite notification.” — Unknown
“We’re just two weirdos who found each other.” — Unknown
“Falling in love is easy. Staying in love after seeing how they load the dishwasher? That’s skill.” — Anonymous
“We finish each other’s… arguments.” — Unknown
“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” — Unknown
“You’re cute when you’re mad. Especially when it’s not at me.” — Unknown
“In case of an argument, I always let her have the last word. Anything after that is the start of a new argument.” — Unknown
“Every day I fall in love with you more. Except yesterday… yesterday you were really annoying.” — Anonymous
“We don’t need therapy. We have memes and pizza.” — Unknown
“A relationship is mainly just figuring out whose turn it is to apologize.” — Anonymous
“Love makes you do the dishes without being asked. Once.” — Unknown
“Together, we’re chaos—but like, cute chaos.” — Unknown
“My relationship status? Netflix, snacks, and questionable choices.” — Unknown
“We argue over food like it’s the last supper every night.” — Anonymous
“The best part of being in a relationship? Always having someone to blame your farts on.” — Unknown
“If relationships came with user manuals, we’d still ignore them.” — Unknown
“Couples that laugh together last longer. Unless one laughs at the other’s haircut.” — Unknown
“True love is knowing their coffee order by heart… and messing it up anyway.” — Anonymous
“I love you even when you’re hangry. But please eat something before talking.” — Unknown
“We’re the couple that makes people say, ‘Well… at least we’re not them.’” — Anonymous
Clever Takes on the Ridiculousness of Romance
“The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.” — Henny Youngman
“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein
“Before you marry someone, make them use a slow internet connection just to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” — Dr. Seuss (but like, with less sleep)
“Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.” — Maya Angelou
“Why do married people live longer? Because they can’t argue if they’re dead.” — Unknown
“Dating: where ‘I’m fine’ actually means run.” — Unknown
“In a relationship, one person is always right. The other is the husband.” — Unknown
“Love makes people do stupid things. Like commit to a 3-hour IKEA trip.” — Unknown
“I love you more than pizza. And that’s serious.” — Unknown
“I’d walk through fire for you… but not without my phone.” — Unknown
“Being in love is just being willingly manipulated by one person’s moods.” — Unknown
“We didn’t find love. Love found us eating tacos at 2 AM.” — Anonymous
“I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.” — Unknown
“You know it’s real love when you’re willing to watch their dumb shows too.” — Unknown
“He said, ‘I’d die for you.’ I said, ‘Cool, but can you fold the laundry first?’” — Unknown
“True love is when your partner lets you have the last slice… once.” — Anonymous
Quotes for the Couple Who’s Seen It All
“Love is staying in even when you could go out—because sweatpants win.” — Unknown
“We’ve been together so long, our arguments now come with flashbacks.” — Anonymous
“You’re still my favorite notification—even after all these years.” — Unknown
“We’re not a power couple. We’re a nap-together-and-forget-plans couple.” — Unknown
“Forever is a long time… but I’m down if you are.” — Unknown
“Love grows… especially when no one wants to take out the trash.” — Anonymous
“Even when you snore, I still choose you. But also, please see a doctor.” — Unknown
“Our love is built on trust, shared passwords, and stolen blankets.” — Unknown
“We’re in it for the long haul—and the takeout discounts.” — Unknown
“Being with you is like being home. Especially when you forget to lock the door.” — Anonymous
“I never believed in soulmates until you stole all the covers and still looked cute.” — Unknown
“We survived IKEA together. That’s basically marriage.” — Anonymous
“You’re the ketchup to my fries. Slightly unnecessary, but I still love it.” — Unknown
“Long-term love is just managing mutual weirdness.” — Unknown
“I still get butterflies… when you don’t finish the snacks I wanted.” — Unknown
“We may not be perfect, but we sure are perfect for annoying each other.” — Anonymous
“I promise to love you… even during football season.” — Unknown
“We’re like a Wi-Fi signal: sometimes strong, sometimes weak, but always there.” — Unknown
“You had me at ‘I made food.'” — Every love story ever
“After all these years, you’re still the one I blame for leaving the fridge open.” — Anonymous
Short & Snappy Relationship Truth Bombs
“Love is weird. Let’s keep it that way.” — Unknown
“Soulmates? More like snackmates.” — Unknown
“Together, we’re barely functioning adults.” — Anonymous
“My heart says yes. My stomach says, ‘Did they bring food?’” — Unknown
“You + Me = Still trying to figure it out.” — Unknown
“Hugging you fixes most things. Except bad breath.” — Unknown
“I’m in this for your dog.” — Anonymous
“Still crushing on you, even when you’re weird.” — Unknown
“Love means never asking for the TV remote.” — Every married couple
“Let’s be weird together forever.” — Unknown
“You’re my favorite distraction.” — Unknown
“Love is not who you can live with, it’s who you can binge-watch with.” — Anonymous
“I like you more than tacos. There, I said it.” — Unknown
“You’re still my best decision… after coffee.” — Unknown
“This must be love—because I haven’t blocked you yet.” — Unknown
“You’re the reason I smile… and also scream into pillows.” — Anonymous
“Even on our worst days, I’d still pick you to argue with.” — Unknown
“Forever? Sounds exhausting. Let’s do it anyway.” — Unknown
“You’re my emergency contact for a reason.” — Unknown
“If loving you is crazy, I don’t want to be sane.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts!
That’s the end of our 100 Funny Relationship Quotes That Say It All Without Saying Much. Hope you enjoy it well, and think of your partner or not at all. So share these quotes, tag your partner, and celebrate the joy of being just a little ridiculous in love. Because at the end of the day, if you can laugh together, you’re already winning.
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