We all have those moments when life or moments feel a little too funny and make us laugh out of nowhere without any reason, and yes, sometimes all we can do is laugh about things that make us happy or sad. In this post, we’ve gathered 100 funny quotes that are way too relatable for us. Whether it’s those awkward moments or everyday struggles, we’ve got it covered here. So read and laugh.
Don’t forget to get yourself a coffee and read til the end.
Funny Life Quotes That Hit Too Close to Home
“I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.” — Unknown
“I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.” — Unknown
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” — Mallory Hopkins
“My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.” — Unknown
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” — Unknown
“I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.” — Unknown
“Why do they allow ‘silent’ and ‘listen’ to be spelled with the same letters if life isn’t ironic enough already?” — Unknown
“Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge; others just gargle.” — Robert Anthony
“I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.” — Unknown
“If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?” — Unknown
Work and Adulting Woes
“I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.” — Unknown
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.” — Unknown
“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.” — Unknown
“I’m not procrastinating. I’m doing side quests.” — Unknown
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” — Douglas Adams
“The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.” — Unknown
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” — Zach Galifianakis
“Sometimes I feel like my guardian angel drinks.” — Unknown
“I can resist everything except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde
“I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.” — Unknown
Funny Relationship Quotes Everyone Gets
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Unknown
“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” — Unknown
“Love is sharing your popcorn. And your fries. And your Netflix password.” — Unknown
“I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.” — Unknown
“We go together like drunk and disorderly.” — Unknown
“Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat, until one dies.” — Unknown
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
“My husband and I fell in love at first sight… maybe I should have looked again.” — Unknown
“You can’t put a price on love, but you can on all the snacks in the house.” — Unknown
“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.” — Unknown
Friendships That Make You Laugh
“A friend will help you move. But a true friend will help you move a dead body.” — Jim Hayes
“Friendship is finding that special someone you can be weird with.” — Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” — Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” — Unknown
“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” — Unknown
“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.” — Unknown
“Some friends are like snow. Beautiful, but they disappear when it gets hot.” — Unknown
“We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” — Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” — Unknown
“You can’t make old friends. You can only make new enemies.” — Unknown
Funny Quotes About Life’s Little Annoyances
“I just Googled ‘how to fix my life.’ It said: ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’” — Unknown
“Autocorrect has become my worst enema.” — Unknown
“Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when nothing moves?” — Robin Williams
“I need a six-month vacation twice a year.” — Unknown
“I finally realized people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a ‘cell’ phone.” — Unknown
“WiFi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.” — Unknown
“My password is the last 8 digits of pi.” — Unknown
“I just asked my phone for directions. It said: ‘Are you sure?’” — Unknown
“Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet.” — Douglas Adams
“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need WiFi.” — Unknown
Adulting Problems
“I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me.” — Unknown
“Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you’re forgetting.” — Unknown
“I’m not broke. I’m just pre-rich.” — Unknown
“Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.” — Unknown
“I hate when I gain ten pounds for a role I wasn’t even in.” — Unknown
“The first rule of adulting: Make sure your coffee is strong enough to tolerate other adults.” — Unknown
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather… Not screaming in terror like his passengers.” — Unknown
“Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.” — Unknown
“Adulting is soup, and I’m a fork.” — Unknown
“Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.” — Unknown
Funny Quotes About Food, Sleep, and Comfort
“I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days.” — Unknown
“You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.” — Unknown
“I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.” — Unknown
“I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.” — Unknown
“Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.” — Unknown
“I like hashtags because they look like waffles.” — Unknown
“There’s no ‘we’ in fries.” — Unknown
“Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.” — Unknown
“I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” — W.C. Fields
“I’m just here for the snacks.” — Unknown
Sleep and Relaxation
“I need six months of sleep, twice a year.” — Unknown
“I’m not napping. I’m just giving my brain a five-minute meeting.” — Unknown
“Some people dream of success, I dream of naps.” — Unknown
“I like my bed more than people.” — Unknown
“If you’re looking for me, I’m under the blanket.” — Unknown
“I sleep like a baby. I wake up every two hours crying.” — Unknown
“The best cure for insomnia is a lazy cat on your chest.” — Unknown
“I have a black belt in keeping my eyes open during boring meetings.” — Unknown
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get close.” — Unknown
“I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter.” — Unknown
Pet and Animal Humor
“My dog is not spoiled. I’m just well-trained.” — Unknown
“Cats are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.” — Unknown
“If my cat doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either.” — Unknown
“Dogs: God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.” — Unknown
“I work hard so my cat can have a better life.” — Unknown
“I think my dog is the only one who truly understands me.” — Unknown
“You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it.” — Unknown
“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.” — Unknown
“I wonder if my dog thinks about me as much as I think about my dog.” — Unknown
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” — Jeff Valdez
Quirky and Random Observations
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” — Unknown
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” — Tommy Cooper
“Why do they call it beauty sleep if you wake up looking like a troll?” — Unknown
“I dance because there’s no guarantee the world won’t end mid-song.” — Unknown
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” — Unknown
“I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” — Unknown
“I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.” — Unknown
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” — Mallory Hopkins
“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.” — Unknown
“I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts
That’s the end of our collection of 100 funny quotes that are way too relatable for us. Funny quotes can work as a reminder that we’re all figuring out our life’s chaos in our own ways. And I hope that this collection helps you a little bit in navigating your daily life.
Don’t forget to take a screenshot and share with your friends, or keep a little collection of these quotes for those days when you feel like life gets a little too heavy.
