Dating is like a rollercoaster of emotions- lovemaking, thrilling, unpredictable, and sometimes downright hilarious. Whether you’re in a new relationship or have been in the relationship for a long time, laughter is key to keeping your relationship spark and alive. Here we curated 100 funny dating quotes to share with your partner and laugh over together on your next date.
Funny Quotes About First Dates
“First dates are like job interviews with cocktails.” — Anonymous
“Dating is where you pretend you are someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.” — Melanie White
“My first date rule: If they don’t like dogs, we’re splitting the check immediately.” — Unknown
“First dates are just auditions for who gets to see you in sweatpants.” — Unknown
“Dating is just two people trying to figure out if the other person is worth shaving for.” — Unknown
“The best part about a first date? You can lie about your age and no one will know.” — Unknown
“First dates are nature’s way of testing your ability to make awkward small talk.” — Unknown
“You know it’s a bad first date when you start hoping for an emergency phone call.” — Unknown
“If you’re on a date and they say ‘I don’t really watch TV,’ just run.” — Unknown
“A great first date should end with ‘Let’s do this again’—not ‘Good luck out there.’” — Unknown
Hilarious Quotes About Relationships
“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Pauline Thomason
“Being in a relationship is just two people asking each other what they want to eat, until one of them dies.” — Unknown
“Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
“A relationship is when one person is always right and the other person is the boyfriend.” — Unknown
“Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when you don’t want to.” — Charles Schulz
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Unknown
“My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy, he’s a web designer.” — Unknown
“When someone asks what it’s like being married: Imagine a never-ending sleepover with your best friend. And then add snoring.” — Unknown
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because your partner is snoring too loud.” — Unknown
“Love is like Wi-Fi, you can’t see it but you know when you lose it.” — Unknown
Funny Quotes About Dating Struggles
“Swipe left, swipe right, swipe left… dating is just Tinder cardio.” — Unknown
“Love at first sight is easy. It’s figuring out if they leave their socks everywhere that’s hard.” — Unknown
“Why do they call it ‘fast food’ when it takes longer to get a text back than my burger?” — Unknown
“Online dating is just a digital flea market of weirdness.” — Unknown
“Going on a date? Bring a friend. Not for safety—just so they can confirm the weird stuff actually happened.” — Unknown
“Dating after 30 is just asking ‘What’s your trauma history?’ instead of ‘What’s your favorite color?’” — Unknown
“Dating in your 20s: ‘What’s your favorite movie?’ Dating in your 30s: ‘How’s your credit score?’” — Unknown
“My dating life is like a cup of coffee—bitter and expensive.” — Unknown
“Dating is like trying to find a seat on a full bus—you might have to stand for a long time.” — Unknown
“Modern dating: Waiting three days to text back even though you had your phone in your hand the whole time.” — Unknown
Quirky Love Quotes to Make Your Partner Smile
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.” — Unknown
“You had me at ‘We can get extra fries.’” — Unknown
“Let’s be weird together forever.” — Unknown
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… unless you’re allergic, then we’ll rethink this.” — Unknown
“Every love story is beautiful, but ours involves tacos, so it’s the best.” — Unknown
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni.” — Unknown
“I love you like a nerd loves free Wi-Fi.” — Unknown
“If love is a battlefield, I’m ready for a food fight.” — Unknown
“Love is when your partner steals your fries and you still let them live.” — Unknown
“I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” — Unknown
More Funny Dating Quotes to Keep the Laughs Going
“Relationships are just one person asking the other what they want to eat, and then both of them regretting the choice.” — Unknown
“Love means never having to say ‘What’s that smell?’ out loud.” — Unknown
“The key to a happy relationship is knowing when to nod and say ‘You’re right.’” — Unknown
“I told my partner they should embrace their mistakes. They gave me a hug.” — Unknown
“I knew I was in love when I started sharing my fries willingly.” — Unknown
“Nothing says ‘I love you’ like letting them have the last slice of pizza.” — Unknown
“Love is being able to act like an absolute goofball together without judgment.” — Unknown
“My love language is sending memes and sarcastic texts.” — Unknown
“The best part of a relationship? Someone to text ‘I made it home alive’ after every grocery trip.” — Unknown
“A relationship is 50% love and 50% deciding where to eat.” — Unknown
“I know I love you because I willingly watch your favorite shows even when I hate them.” — Unknown
“My relationship status: Basically just arguing over what to watch on Netflix.” — Unknown
“Flirting in a long-term relationship is just stealing their food and running away.” — Unknown
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.” — Unknown
“You know it’s true love when they still love you after seeing your morning face.” — Unknown
“Being in a relationship means mastering the art of passive-aggressive sighing.” — Unknown
“They say opposites attract. I’m still waiting for a billionaire to fall madly in love with me.” — Unknown
“Marriage is just texting ‘Do we need anything from the store?’ until you die.” — Unknown
“If love is blind, then marriage is a trip over Legos in the dark.” — Unknown
“You know you’re in love when you get excited to do absolutely nothing together.” — Unknown
“Love is sharing your Wi-Fi password and hoping they don’t stream too much.” — Unknown
“Couples that can survive IKEA together can survive anything.” — Unknown
“Nothing says romance like your partner stealing all the blankets at night.” — Unknown
“True love is letting them have the last cookie… even when you don’t want to.” — Unknown
“The best couples fight over silly things like ‘Who gets the last French fry?’” — Unknown
“Dating is weird. You pick a person, and you’re like ‘Yep, I’m annoying them forever now.’” — Unknown
“Love is when your partner texts you ‘Food’s here’ instead of making you get up to answer the door.” — Unknown
“Every time my partner says ‘We need to talk,’ I start mentally packing my bags.” — Unknown
“Love means never judging them for their weird food combinations.” — Unknown
“The best relationships are built on laughter and mutual appreciation for naps.” — Unknown
“Love is being able to be completely weird together and loving it.” — Unknown
“A relationship is just arguing about whether the thermostat is too high or too low.” — Unknown
“Nothing says ‘I love you’ like letting them steal your hoodie.” — Unknown
“You know you’re in love when you start using their slang unironically.” — Unknown
“A real relationship is when you can sit in silence together and it’s still comfortable.” — Unknown
“The moment you realize they’re the one? When they make you laugh so hard you snort.” — Unknown
“Date someone who looks at you the way I look at dessert.” — Unknown
“My partner and I are like a really bad internet connection—sometimes we work, sometimes we don’t, but we keep trying anyway.” — Unknown
“True love is finishing each other’s sentences… and pizza.” — Unknown
“Being in love means pretending to like their favorite song even when you secretly hate it.” — Unknown
“You know you’re in love when their laugh becomes your favorite sound.” — Unknown
“Relationships are all about compromise. I agree to do things their way, and they agree I’m always right.” — Unknown
“Love is annoying each other but never wanting to be apart.” — Unknown
“A great relationship is two people who refuse to give up on each other.” — Unknown
“A relationship should be full of laughter, love, and a healthy amount of sarcasm.” — Unknown
“The best relationships are when you can just be yourself—no filters, no pretenses, just pure silliness.” — Unknown
“Love is watching terrible reality TV together and making fun of it the whole time.” — Unknown
“Being in love is like a never-ending comedy show where you’re both the stars.” — Unknown
“A couple that laughs together, stays together… and also annoys everyone around them.” — Unknown
“When you find someone who matches your weirdness, never let them go.” — Unknown
“The best kind of love is when you can be totally ridiculous together.” — Unknown
“Love means never having to explain your meme references.” — Unknown
“The strongest relationships are built on inside jokes and late-night snack runs.” — Unknown
“Nothing is better than being in love with your best friend and laughing at the same dumb jokes forever.” — Unknown
“True love is surviving long road trips without losing your mind.” — Unknown
“Love is arguing over whether to order pizza or sushi and ending up with both.” — Unknown
“The key to a long-lasting relationship? Wi-Fi that actually works and a fridge that’s always stocked.” — Unknown
“Love is letting them eat the last bite, even when you really, really don’t want to.” — Unknown
“A happy relationship is built on laughter, patience, and a mutual love for snacks.” — Unknown
“If you find someone who laughs at your terrible jokes, marry them immediately.” — Unknown
Final Thoughts
Relationships should be full of laughter, joy, and the occasional ridiculous joke that makes no sense but somehow strengthens your bond. Share these quotes with your partner and keep the humor alive in your love story!
Which of these quotes made you laugh the most? Let us know in the comments!
