Hello there, fellow cartoon lovers! Are you ready to experience a nostalgia-packed ride with full of laughter, and surprising deep wisdom? Whether you grew up glued to Saturday morning cartoons or sessions now and then, we’re still all kids at heart, and we all know that sometimes animated cartoon characters have delivered some of the funniest punch lines ever. So, grab something to eat, settle in, and get ready to laugh out loud with these 100+ Funny Cartoon Quotes For Your Laughter.
Perfect for sharing your status, social media captions, stories, sending to your best friend or just to make your day a little brighter. Let’s jump in!
SpongeBob SquarePants: The King of Silliness
SpongeBob and his friends have given us some of the most ridiculous yet hilarious one-liners ever.
- “I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!” – SpongeBob
(Me every Monday morning… until reality hits.) - “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick
(Honestly, it’s a valid question.) - “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick
(Big brain thoughts, Patrick.) - “I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo.” – SpongeBob
(The grammar lesson we never knew we needed.) - “F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me…” – SpongeBob
(The most wholesome definition of fun.)
Looney Tunes: Classic Comedy Gold
Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and the gang have been making us laugh for decades.
- “What’s up, Doc?” – Bugs Bunny
(Still the coolest intro ever.) - “I’m not crazy, I just don’t give a darn!” – Daffy Duck
(Mood.) - “Ain’t I a stinker?” – Bugs Bunny
(When you pull off the perfect prank.) - “Of course you realize, this means war!” – Bugs Bunny
(Me vs. my alarm clock every morning.) - “Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits.” – Elmer Fudd
(Iconic whisper alert.)
The Simpsons: Life Lessons with a Side of Sarcasm
The Simpsons have been making us laugh (and question life) for over 30 years.
- “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
(Universal reaction to messing up.) - “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
(A little too relatable, Homer.) - “You don’t win friends with salad!” – Lisa Simpson
(Truly the words of a visionary.) - “Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.” – Homer Simpson
(Ultimate pep talk.)
Adventure Time: Quirky and Wholesome
This show is a goldmine of weird wisdom.
- “Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.” – Jake the Dog
(Words to live by.) - “Mathematical!” – Finn the Human
(That feeling when you actually get a math problem right.) - “I’m not crying, it’s just been raining… on my face.” – Ice King
(We’ve all been there.) - “You’re getting all hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what’s real, man.” – Jake the Dog
(Jake, the unexpected life coach.)
Tom and Jerry: Silent but Hilarious
These two barely spoke, but their antics said it all.
- “Oh no, Jerry!” – Tom
(Every time Jerry outsmarts him.) - “Meeee-ow!” – Tom
(Pure frustration in sound form.) - “Peace and quiet? Not in this house!” – Narrator
(Relatable.)
Phineas and Ferb: Creativity at Its Finest
- “Hey, where’s Perry?” – Phineas
(Every. Single. Episode.) - “There’s 104 days of summer vacation…” – Theme Song
(And now it’s stuck in your head. You’re welcome.) - “Curse you, Perry the Platypus!” – Dr. Doofenshmirtz
(The most dramatic villain line ever.)
Scooby-Doo: Mystery and Laughs
- “Ruh-roh!” – Scooby-Doo
(The sound of impending doom.) - “Zoinks!” – Shaggy
(The universal exclamation of fear.) - “Jinkies!” – Velma
(The nerdiest way to say “Whoa!”)
Rick and Morty: Dark Humor and Existential Crises
- “Wubba lubba dub dub!” – Rick
(Translation: “I am in great pain, please help me.”) - “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV.” – Morty
(The most comforting existential crisis ever.) - “Get your s* together, Morty!”** – Rick
(Rick’s life motto.)
Family Guy: Offensive but Hilarious
- “Freakin’ sweet!” – Peter Griffin
(When life is just going your way.) - “Giggity giggity goo!” – Glenn Quagmire
(The sound of pure mischief.) - “Shut up, Meg.” – Everyone
(Poor Meg.)
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Wisdom and Wit
- “My cabbages!” – Cabbage Merchant
(The most tragic character in cartoon history.) - “Flameo, hotman!” – Aang
(Avatar slang at its finest.) - “That’s rough, buddy.” – Zuko
(The ultimate understated response.)
Teen Titans Go!: Silly and Self-Aware
Teen Titans Go! is all about embracing the absurd. Here are some of their funniest lines:
- “Waffles are just pancakes with abs.” – Robin (Fitness goals.)
- “I’m not a sidekick!” – Beast Boy (Every sidekick ever.)
- “Booyah!” – Cyborg (The ultimate victory cry.)
- “I’m not a princess, I’m a queen!” – Starfire (Confidence level: 100.)
- “Raven, stop being so… Raven.” – Robin (When someone’s being extra.)
Gravity Falls: Mystery and Humor
Gravity Falls is the perfect mix of weird, funny, and kinda creepy. Here are some standout quotes:
- “Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!” – Bill Cipher (Cryptic but hilarious.)
- “When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!” – Stan Pines (Stan’s questionable life advice.)
- “I’ve got a mullet, Dipper!” – Mabel Pines (Mabel’s enthusiasm is unmatched.)
- “This is worthless!” – Stan Pines (When you check your bank balance.)
- “I trust no one, especially not myself!” – Dipper Pines (Relatable.)
Animaniacs: Zany and Zestful
Animaniacs is pure chaos in the best way possible. Here are some of their funniest lines:
- “Helloooo, nurse!” – Wakko (The original flirt.)
- “Goodnight, everybody!” – Yakko (The perfect sign-off.)
- “We’re Animaniacs! We have pay-or-play contracts!” – The Warners (Breaking the fourth wall since the ’90s.)
- “Dot’s the quiet one.” – Yakko (If by ‘quiet,’ you mean the loudest.)
- “It’s time for Animaniacs!” – Theme Song (Instant nostalgia.)
Futurama: Sci-Fi and Sarcasm
Futurama is full of sharp humor and even sharper wit. Here are some classics:
- “Shut up and take my money!” – Fry (The internet in a nutshell.)
- “I’m 40% zinc!” – Bender (Bender’s random flexes are unmatched.)
- “Good news, everyone!” – Professor Farnsworth (It’s never actually good news.)
- “You’re technically correct—the best kind of correct.” – Hermes Conrad (The ultimate comeback.)
- “I’m gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers!” – Bender (Honestly, same.)
South Park: Edgy and Unapologetic
South Park has never held back. Here are some of their most iconic lines:
- “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!” – Stan and Kyle (The most repeated line in history.)
- “You bastards!” – Kenny (Every time.)
- “Screw you guys, I’m going home.” – Cartman (When you’ve had enough of everyone.)
- “Respect my authoritah!” – Cartman (Cartman’s power trip.)
- “I’m not fat, I’m festively plump.” – Cartman (Holiday mood.)
Courage the Cowardly Dog: Creepy but Funny
Courage was lowkey terrifying, but it also had some great one-liners:
- “The things I do for love.” – Courage (The ultimate people-pleaser.)
- “Return the slab…” – The Mummy (Childhood nightmare unlocked.)
- “Stupid dog! You made me look bad!” – Eustace (Grumpy grandpa energy.)
- “Naughty!” – Courage (Perfect for calling out shady behavior.)
- “What’s your offer?” – Courage (Master negotiator.)
The Powerpuff Girls: Sweet and Sassy
These little superheroes had some of the best quotes ever:
- “Saving the world before bedtime!” – Blossom (Ultimate flex.)
- “I’m not a baby, I’m a preschooler!” – Bubbles (Bubbles taking a stand.)
- “I’m tough enough!” – Buttercup (Buttercup, always proving a point.)
- “Mojo Jojo!” – Mojo Jojo (Dramatic villain name? Check.)
- “Chemical X!” – Narrator (The secret ingredient to their powers.)
Rugrats: Baby Talk and Big Laughs
These babies had some deep wisdom:
- “A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do!” – Tommy (Tommy was the OG leader.)
- “Don’t be a meanie, Phil!” – Lil (Every sibling fight ever.)
- “I dropped my pickle!” – Chuckie (The ultimate tragedy.)
- “Reptar on ice!” – Angelica (Diva moment.)
- “Stu, you’re a genius!” – Grandpa Lou (Rare moment of approval.)
Random Cartoon Gold
And here are some extras from other legendary cartoons:
- “I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map!” – Dora the Explorer (The most persistent map ever.)
- “Swiper, no swiping!” – Dora (If only stopping thieves were this easy.)
- “Curiosity is the essence of existence!” – Brain, Pinky and the Brain (Deep thoughts.)
- “Narf!” – Pinky (Pure chaos.)
- “Thundercats, ho!” – Lion-O (Epic battle cry.)
Which Quotes is Your Favorite?
There you have it—100+ Funny Cartoon Quotes For Your Laughter to bring back the nostalgia (and the laughs!). Whether you love modern or animated classic cartoon gems, there’s something for everyone
Don’t forget to share the best funny quotes that you enjoyed here with your friends and in the comments to let me know. Till next time, let’s stay happy, and don’t forget to share it with your bestie to laugh all over again.
